Female Armor Sucks [Video]

The “incredibly sturdy Dragon Mail of Protection” looks exactly like all comics armor for women. The next time I’m caught in a sword fight, I hope I’m wearing something more protective. Like, I don’t know, a sundress or something.

[CollegeHumor via Laughing Squid]

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23 Responses to Female Armor Sucks [Video]

  1. But.. *gasp* How will Blizzard sell games and make money if they don't objectify women by putting them in chainmail bikinis?!?!  WHAT WILL THIS WORLD COME TO!?

    But no, really.  Video game companies would go broke without half naked girls.  Sad, but true.

  2. But.. *gasp* How will Blizzard sell games and make money if they don't objectify women by putting them in chainmail bikinis?!?!  WHAT WILL THIS WORLD COME TO!?

    But no, really.  Video game companies would go broke without half naked girls.  Sad, but true.

  3. Objectifying women or female empowerment?  Women have been enslaved for so long that they make the same decisions their oppressors forced them into and pass it off as female empowerment. End result? Men who don't play the game face a slow, clear view of extinction by indifference. 15+ years of personal experience talking. Don't bother flaming. I'm not looking.

  4. Scant armor worked fine for the Spartans and I don't hear men complaining that it sexually objectifies them. If you don't like the sexy armor, stay at home and milk the goats like a good little house frau.

    • Uh, the Spartans were actually the exact opposite of what you saw in 300. They wore incredibly heavy plate armor with an incredibly heavy spear and short sword in rigid charging positions.

  5. Scant armor worked fine for the Spartans and I don't hear men complaining that it sexually objectifies them. If you don't like the sexy armor, stay at home and milk the goats like a good little house frau.

  6. Scant armor worked fine for the Spartans and I don’t hear men complaining that it sexually objectifies them. If you don’t like the sexy armor, stay at home and milk the goats like a good little house frau.

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