Ubershredder [Video]

No, this isn’t about a spiky-armored ninja that wants to kill some mutated adolescent turtles who also happened to be skilled in ninjutsu.

This is about a machine that shreds anything.

And I mean anything (even feminine products for some odd reason…).

They shove an entire couch in there!

Words cannot describe the magnitude of this thing’s shredding power, so just watch this clip from about 1992 (I say that because the soundtrack is only available on cassette tape and, no, you can’t have that guy’s mustache, especially if you only want to wear it ironically, hipster).

Now, this begs the question: If the uber-shredder can shred anything, could it shred another uber-shredder? I smell a sequelllllll…

What would you like to shred in the ubershredder? A truck full of Star Wars Special Edition DVDs (including the truck)? Maybe Steve Buscemi? The possibilities are endless…

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32 Responses to Ubershredder [Video]

  1. This is called a Muffin Monster. It is used in Wastewater plants to shred everything that comes into the plant which is why they showed it shredding feminine products.  Pretty terrifying machine. 

  2. My god that's scary. I kept imagining how my hand would get caught in the grinders if I tried to put anything in there, and then my whole body would get pulled through and ground to mush, all while the same funky, upbeat music would play in the background.

  3. My god that's scary. I kept imagining how my hand would get caught in the grinders if I tried to put anything in there, and then my whole body would get pulled through and ground to mush, all while the same funky, upbeat music would play in the background.

  4. My god that’s scary. I kept imagining how my hand would get caught in the grinders if I tried to put anything in there, and then my whole body would get pulled through and ground to mush, all while the same funky, upbeat music would play in the background.

  5. Sequel and a SYFY MOVIE!  “Ubershredder vs Sharktopus” or Ubershredder vs Super Red Swingline!”

  6. Sequel and a SYFY MOVIE!  “Ubershredder vs Sharktopus” or Ubershredder vs Super Red Swingline!”

  7. Used to know a guy who sold these, never quite got the name though : muffin monster.  Want to see it take on a bowling ball maybe

  8. Surely there should be some sort of safety guard in place? That would make mincemeat of someone's hands and I saw injuries like that when I was an ED nurse. Gross.

  9. Surely there should be some sort of safety guard in place? That would make mincemeat of someone’s hands and I saw injuries like that when I was an ED nurse. Gross.

  10. I miss the old Mountian dew cans. :P I think instead of the water bottles, they should have frozen them and ground the ice. SNOW!!! :)

  11. Would it be too much to ask if we could see Justin Bieber go through that? The screaming adolescent girls are making me deaf.

  12. Would it be too much to ask if we could see Justin Bieber go through that? The screaming adolescent girls are making me deaf.

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