OMG NEED: WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery

I have to confess something to you guys: I’ve been harassing my wife about letting me brew beer at home for years. YEARS. Unfortunately, she thinks that, and I hate to admit that she’s right, we just don’t have a good spot at home to do this. But no more, thanks to the WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery. Behold:

Have you seen how pretty this thing is? How shiny? And all it costs is $4500. $4500 for a machine that can brew a batch of fine tasting beer every 7 days and looks like something that would have made Dionysus and Hephaestus jealous? Now that’s an awfully good deal if you ask me!

[WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery]