Sir! we have a misfire of a torpedoe, before the port was even opened!!
Damn new recruits and their premature detonation problems…
They ain't green women, but they'll do! Kirk would be proud. Kirk would be proud.
Damit captain! I'm a doctor not a gyn- Send them right in.
Seems like it's his first contact all right… of any kind – and he get's to meet 4 of them at once. Kid's a natural.
Were I him, I'd take this opportunity to go where no man has gone before.
dude should pray he doesn't get probed
Or pray that he does…
Little does he know that they all want to eat him/steal his soul.
I love how the girls are all posing and he is just there.
Nah, he's posing. That's his "I'm so cool, bro" pose. Notice his hands on the belt.
Thank you for pointing that out. Now I am a little sad for him.
In the immortal words of the gremlins in Gremlins:
Whoa… we haven't had contact yet.
How do we know this isn't a violation of the Prime Directive? Four hot chicks in cosplay may be interfering with the natural progression of the young chap.
ARE THOSE PUBES ON THE 1st ON??????? MAN I’d HIT that
ARE THOSE PUBES ON THE 1st ON??????? MAN I'd HIT that
They are probably his sisters.