Scary Geek for the win :D
It could also prove to be an easy way to collect the insurance on that old van you've been meaning to trade in.
I have mine named ATF Surveillance Van #42, have had it that way for awhile now. These mountain folk are far more scared of them than the FBI. Lol.
I like naming my network like "I Can Hear You Having Sex"
I named mine "Virus Infected". Don't even need to give it a password. :-)