[Source: 101 Weapons for Women]
The old 8-inch floppies made for some serious ninja stars.
I'd tell you how I know, but then I'd have to kill you.
How'd they get the guy to pose for the "groin attack"?
Oh, and the 12 inch optical drives really packed a punch!
This would make a great episode of "look around you". Let's not forget reel-to-reel tape can quickly become a makeshift garrote!
I haven't had any floppy disks lying around in a long time… but in a pinch, you can snap a CD in half and put someone's eye out with the shard! And a stapler to the face is going to hurt, I guarantee.
As a last ditch effort, you can jab the USB end of a flash drive in someone's eye, too.
oh well, just smack him with your laptop…
If you're a geekette, you probably already have a LotR sword on the wall, or some other form of display weapon.
Watch it! I know Tae Kwan Floppy and Kung Cactus!
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