Will a slow walk to geekdom end in a date with Winona?

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If you bring a lawsuit that appears ambitious, obscure or downright insane, you may find yourself accused of trying to create a circus atmosphere. One tip for people facing such accusations: don’t demand that Depeche Mode’s songwriter makes a live appearance with Winona Ryder as the support act.

That’s what’s happening in a case brought by avid PS3 user Erik Estavillo (to call him a gamer would probably be unfair on the rest of the games-playing public.) Estavillo is suing over World of Warcraft, but don’t get the impression he dislikes the game. He loves. Absolutely loves it.

But here’s his problem with the game: when you start off, your character can’t walk very fast. Activision Blizzard, the game’s creators and the subject of the lawsuit, are expected to argue that’s a core part of the game which is the key to character development. Estavillo knows better: it’s an intentional scam designed to force gamer to play for longer and thus pay more in subscriptions fees.

If you are thinking Estavillo is a little… odd, then he’s right there with you. He concedes that he “relies on videogames heavily for the little ongoing happiness he can achieve in this life.” And he argues that this means he is particularly vulnerable to sneakiness by games companies.

Estavillo would thus like a million dollars to make up for the pain caused by the slow-walking characters. And as well as articulating his suffering, he’s requesting that Martin Gore of Depeche Mode (pictured, courtesy of Flickr user Zyllan) appear because he has written about being “sad, lonely and alienated.”

Ooh, while he’s at it, can Winona Ryder speak too? After all, says Estavillo, she’s known to be a fan of the book Catcher In The Rye and that deals with loneliness.

Estavillo is no stranger to the court system. Last year he unsuccessfully sued Sony after he was kicked off the Playstation Network for using abusive language. That case set a precedent that players on an online games network are not protected by the First Amendment. He’s also brought cases against Nintendo and Microsoft.

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2 Responses to Will a slow walk to geekdom end in a date with Winona?

  1. Wow. It’s people like this who waste time in the court system these days. I wouldn’t be suprised if he had been playing the whole time, and had accidentally toggled on “walk” instead of “run” on his toon and never figured out was going on.

    Also, he doesn’t have much of a case. So, yea, you have to run around everywhere and spend lots of time traveling at a low level. Who remembers when you couldn’t get a mount until level 40? They have now changed that, so you don’t have to wait as long to stop “walking.” There goes your case dude, the game has actually changed and allowed you to waste less time. I bet this dude is one of those people who sits outside Deadmines at level 12 begging any high level toon wandering around to run them through. *sigh* Blizzard, kick this guy’s ass. With the law, of course. :)

  2. Wow. It's people like this who waste time in the court system these days. I wouldn't be suprised if he had been playing the whole time, and had accidentally toggled on "walk" instead of "run" on his toon and never figured out was going on.

    Also, he doesn't have much of a case. So, yea, you have to run around everywhere and spend lots of time traveling at a low level. Who remembers when you couldn't get a mount until level 40? They have now changed that, so you don't have to wait as long to stop "walking." There goes your case dude, the game has actually changed and allowed you to waste less time. I bet this dude is one of those people who sits outside Deadmines at level 12 begging any high level toon wandering around to run them through. *sigh* Blizzard, kick this guy's ass. With the law, of course. :)

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