You know it: Your business card is crap

This guy has to be the biggest douchebag of all time. Check him out selling the merits of his business card.

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39 Responses to You know it: Your business card is crap

  1. Isn't this the absolute best pitchman you've ever heard?

    I need to hire this guy to take care of [GAS]'s marketing. :)

  2. His card doesn't fit in a Rolodex. Perhaps.

    But it's also too ugly to sit long on a desk.

    Where does it fit nicely? Where does it belong?

    In the recycle bin or trash with all the other junk marketing crap I rceive that thinks its special because it's loud, large, and tacky.

    What is the result he generates?

    Hot air. Nothing more. Everything less.

    Comedy. Absolute comedy.

  3. His card doesn’t fit in a Rolodex. Perhaps.
    But it’s also too ugly to sit long on a desk.
    Where does it fit nicely? Where does it belong?
    In the recycle bin or trash with all the other junk marketing crap I rceive that thinks its special because it’s loud, large, and tacky.
    What is the result he generates?
    Hot air. Nothing more. Everything less.
    Comedy. Absolute comedy.

  4. "Life is not about being liked" – lucky for him, really, or he'd be royally screwed. That business card of his would get binned immediately in my case: it doesn't fit anywhere and just shows massive ego, rather than any kind of comprehension of why business cards are built the way they are. I would prefer to do business with someone because they're good at what they do, not because they think they're special!

  5. “Life is not about being liked” – lucky for him, really, or he’d be royally screwed. That business card of his would get binned immediately in my case: it doesn’t fit anywhere and just shows massive ego, rather than any kind of comprehension of why business cards are built the way they are. I would prefer to do business with someone because they’re good at what they do, not because they think they’re special!

  6. If it doesn't fit in my card pocket in my wallet I chuck it. I have no other way of keeping track of these things when away from my desk. I also have two desks. So he doesn't even make it home for me.

    Plus he is way over the top arrogant. "The best card evah" is a subjective statement, he

    does have a point about the stock and imagery though. I would say, skip this clown, talk to my wife.

  7. If it doesn’t fit in my card pocket in my wallet I chuck it. I have no other way of keeping track of these things when away from my desk. I also have two desks. So he doesn’t even make it home for me.

    Plus he is way over the top arrogant. “The best card evah” is a subjective statement, he
    does have a point about the stock and imagery though. I would say, skip this clown, talk to my wife.

  8. This guys reminds me of a feminine hygiene product one might use on a summer's eve – and the bag it came in.

    If I ran into a guy like this in my line of work, I would write him off on a heart beat. Could he do great things for my organization? Probably. Would he be worth working for me – absolutely not. I will NEVER hire anyone that arrogant to work for me.

  9. This guys reminds me of a feminine hygiene product one might use on a summer’s eve – and the bag it came in.

    If I ran into a guy like this in my line of work, I would write him off on a heart beat. Could he do great things for my organization? Probably. Would he be worth working for me – absolutely not. I will NEVER hire anyone that arrogant to work for me.

  10. Isn’t this the absolute best pitchman you’ve ever heard?

    I need to hire this guy to take care of [GAS]’s marketing. :)

  11. Some of his points are valid, but I kept laughing at him the whole time.

    This video clip, the manner in which he presents himself as an arrogant snob, on speed reminds me of so many SNL parodies.

    " This card doesn't fit in a Rolodex….It fits in my ass crack perfectly though…"

    This video is just screaming to be made into parody.

  12. Some of his points are valid, but I kept laughing at him the whole time.

    This video clip, the manner in which he presents himself as an arrogant snob, on speed reminds me of so many SNL parodies.

    ” This card doesn’t fit in a Rolodex….It fits in my ass crack perfectly though…”

    This video is just screaming to be made into parody.

  13. Do people even use rolodex anymore? I haven't seen one in years.

    Someone needs to get this guy, and Scott Summit in the same room. Comic gold I tell ya…

    ps – GAS needs a 'preview' on its comment edit form

  14. Do people even use rolodex anymore? I haven't seen one in years.

    Someone needs to get this guy, and Scott Summit in the same room. Comic gold I tell ya…

    ps – GAS needs a 'preview' on its comment edit form

  15. Nick,

    You raised a good question, so I checked amazon.com, and there are several Rolodex models listed. Now, as to whether anyone actually buys and uses them, I don't know either. But they're at least available.

    I stopped using any sort of business card file a long time ago. I keep a card around long enough to get the data into electronic form, then it's on to recycling.

  16. Nick,
    You raised a good question, so I checked amazon.com, and there are several Rolodex models listed. Now, as to whether anyone actually buys and uses them, I don’t know either. But they’re at least available.

    I stopped using any sort of business card file a long time ago. I keep a card around long enough to get the data into electronic form, then it’s on to recycling.

  17. Self-centered, cocky, arrogant jerk. I'd sooner buy from Walmart and Best Buy in the same day than borrow a toothpick from this clown.

  18. Self-centered, cocky, arrogant jerk. I’d sooner buy from Walmart and Best Buy in the same day than borrow a toothpick from this clown.

  19. Only thing gaurenteed is for people to be confused as to weather to laugh at this retard or feel sorry for him.

  20. Only thing gaurenteed is for people to be confused as to weather to laugh at this retard or feel sorry for him.

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