Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

Tauntaun sleeping bag

Why has no one thought of this before? WANT!

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.

Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

I, of course, clicked the BUY NOW button. Color me disappointed. Like the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt from last year, this will be the in-demand product Think Geek will actually have to produce sooner or later.

[via Unique Daily]

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2 Responses to Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

  1. Awsome! iam going to check it out, I usually need them when we go camping on winter, because I love camping on winter time, so I might purchase the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag today and save it for the next winter, better save than sorry :-)

  2. Awsome! iam going to check it out, I usually need them when we go camping on winter, because I love camping on winter time, so I might purchase the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag today and save it for the next winter, better save than sorry :-)

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