Darth Vader hot wheels picture needs a caption

By Johnny Daniels
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

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The readers over at Jalopnik were invited to come up with a caption to the above picture and a few possibilities were thrown around. However, being a long time reader of GAS, I felt convinced that you guys could come up with much better captions!

So without looking at what they said on the other page, what do you think Darth “Racer” Vader is saying?   Can you come up with the perfect caption for this picture?

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94 Responses to Darth Vader hot wheels picture needs a caption

  1. What are you looking at? This used to be a Caddy until in a fit of road rage Skywalker busted a cap into the ventillator shaft!

  2. What are you looking at? This used to be a Caddy until in a fit of road rage Skywalker busted a cap into the ventillator shaft!

  3. In between destroying planets and fighting rebel forces, Vader takes his “me time” very seriously.

    Laugh now, but cry later when I get all the chicks.

    What? I’m just taking it for a test drive.

    Now that that VP thing is over, I’m hitting the open road.

    Road trip!

    Yes, it has a HEMI.

    There’s nothing to see here officer…move along.

    Downsizing’s a bitch.

    I’m not wearing any pants.

  4. In between destroying planets and fighting rebel forces, Vader takes his "me time" very seriously.

    Laugh now, but cry later when I get all the chicks.

    What? I'm just taking it for a test drive.

    Now that that VP thing is over, I'm hitting the open road.

    Road trip!

    Yes, it has a HEMI.

    There's nothing to see here officer…move along.

    Downsizing's a bitch.

    I'm not wearing any pants.

  5. I knew I should not have sold my tie-fighter to get this. have you SEEN the price of gas lately?

  6. I knew I should not have sold my tie-fighter to get this. have you SEEN the price of gas lately?

  7. After losing the first Death Star, Darth Vader decided it was time to drive off into the Sunsets of Tatooine. Unfortunatly, the Empire had other ideas, and we all know how THAT ends.

  8. “Spruce” Frackin’ Wayne, eat your heart out. This goes from 0-60 in a “suck my tail-pipe” sub 3 seconds, and don’t try any of that kung fu gadget crap. I will choke your ass from 40 feet away before I even think about pulling out my lightsaber and cutting off those wussy little bat ears. What are you? Some kind of failed emo cosplayer? Are you crying? Don’t underestimate the power of a 6-shift ’09 Honda K20. Or the dark side of the force. Whichever kills your whiny ass first.

  9. I've got the:
    Fecking rebels blow up my Death Star damage my ship and I'm left with this – it's still got wheels! My son has a freaking hover car!

    How do I make this go?

    And to think – you thought I was cool before…

  10. "The recession took its toll on even the darkest of lords: Vader was forced to trade in his TIE Fighter for something that had more miles to the gallon."

    Get it…"forced"? ha, ha haha ha!

  11. "Spruce" Frackin' Wayne, eat your heart out. This goes from 0-60 in a "suck my tail-pipe" sub 3 seconds, and don't try any of that kung fu gadget crap. I will choke your ass from 40 feet away before I even think about pulling out my lightsaber and cutting off those wussy little bat ears. What are you? Some kind of failed emo cosplayer? Are you crying? Don't underestimate the power of a 6-shift '09 Honda K20. Or the dark side of the force. Whichever kills your whiny ass first.