The Emperor: The ultimate geek workstation

Fellow geeks, get ready to start hard-core lusting about what I’m going to show you. Meet “The Emperor”:

Emperor Workstation

Yes, I know, the thing looks like some kind of imperial control station coming right out of a Star Wars movie, but if you look closely, you’ll notice it’s been designed to look like a scorpion’s tail. The geek in me refuses to admit the resemblance, though!

The Emperor features three widescreen monitors, THX Dolby surround sound, air filtering, light therapy, a Web cam, battery backup and many other things to help you fantasize about being a tyrannical army commander controlling a galaxy takeover.

NovelQuest, the company behind the device, will release full specs and price on July 24. Geeks, be ready to cry over your keyboard, because I’m fairly sure most of you won’t be able to afford it!

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