Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry

This is bad… very, very bad. So before hitting that play button, don’t forget that you’ve been warned.

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64 Responses to Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry

  1. Oh, and have you guys seen the name of the band? Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.. Muahaha

  2. Oh, my god. Hilarious…and yet I'm so out of the Windows loop I can't tell you whether Vista is old or new or if there is another version. I'm going to assume from this video Vista is about a year old?

  3. Oh, my god. Hilarious…and yet I’m so out of the Windows loop I can’t tell you whether Vista is old or new or if there is another version. I’m going to assume from this video Vista is about a year old?

  4. This. Has. To. Be. Fake!

    If not then the sales team over at Microsoft has gone insane and needs to be replaced now. Actually, all of Microsoft needs to be replaced.

  5. This. Has. To. Be. Fake!

    If not then the sales team over at Microsoft has gone insane and needs to be replaced now. Actually, all of Microsoft needs to be replaced.

  6. I like how they use Vista's Service Pack 1 release as a marketing strategy. Makes me think that was the only purpose of the SP. I can't really tell the difference between vista and vista SP1.

    I also like the "See what's on your employees laptops" line. Nothing like the thought police to make you feel secure.

  7. I like how they use Vista’s Service Pack 1 release as a marketing strategy. Makes me think that was the only purpose of the SP. I can’t really tell the difference between vista and vista SP1.

    I also like the “See what’s on your employees laptops” line. Nothing like the thought police to make you feel secure.

  8. So so very bad. I'm going to have to jab my eyes and ears with a sharp object to rid that from my brain.

  9. So so very bad. I’m going to have to jab my eyes and ears with a sharp object to rid that from my brain.

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  11. Oh, and have you guys seen the name of the band? Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.. Muahaha

  12. I think I have eye and ear cancer.

    No more crybabying about Apple making fun of them in their commercials – this mocks microcrap more than Apple ever could. And it is self-inflicted.

  13. I think I have eye and ear cancer.

    No more crybabying about Apple making fun of them in their commercials – this mocks microcrap more than Apple ever could. And it is self-inflicted.

    • Ok everyone, it's time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)

      If you guys haven't read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…

      http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

      Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it's at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.

    • Ok everyone, it's time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)

      If you guys haven't read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…

      http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

      Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it's at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.

    • Ok everyone, it's time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)

      If you guys haven't read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…

      http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

      Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it's at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.

  14. I'm sold! I can't use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??

  15. I’m sold! I can’t use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??

  16. I’m sold! I can’t use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??

  17. Vista is rubbish.

    SP1 makes it no better.

    I spend my life in fear of completely reinstalling my system AGAIN.

    XP sp2 was great. What went wrong?

    Every day my computer comes up with a new error / problem.

    Will somebody please take legal action against Microshaft for distributing a fundamentally faulty product that has cost the world billions and put these NSA orientated muppets out of world domination (business)

  18. Vista is rubbish.
    SP1 makes it no better.
    I spend my life in fear of completely reinstalling my system AGAIN.
    XP sp2 was great. What went wrong?
    Every day my computer comes up with a new error / problem.
    Will somebody please take legal action against Microshaft for distributing a fundamentally faulty product that has cost the world billions and put these NSA orientated muppets out of world domination (business)

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  20. screaming baby jesus – i havent seen it yet – but now after

    reading this ..i…i.. just have to at least peek at it?

    one small look?

  21. screaming baby jesus – i havent seen it yet – but now after
    reading this ..i…i.. just have to at least peek at it?
    one small look?

  22. 45 seconds before it crashed… 'not enough storage is available to complete this operation' bullshit keeps coming up… this unit (eunuch) just hit two weeks old and it seems its time to go back to the wasteshop salesperson from which it came… yep – going to see if i can get my f***ing money back already.

  23. 45 seconds before it crashed… ‘not enough storage is available to complete this operation’ bullshit keeps coming up… this unit (eunuch) just hit two weeks old and it seems its time to go back to the wasteshop salesperson from which it came… yep – going to see if i can get my f***ing money back already.