Star Wars according to a 3 year old

For all you geeks out there who do not want to have kids, let this video serve as a lesson as to why you need to bring children into existence. Enjoy!

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44 Responses to Star Wars according to a 3 year old

  1. agree with Phil, just because 1 little girl is cute because she mimic's her parents likes is no reason to bring a child into this horrid over populated world. what will she mimic next her fathers hatred of middle eastern people, or perhaps their staunch christian view, this is just showing how impressionable little children are, and how careful we need to be.

  2. agree with Phil, just because 1 little girl is cute because she mimic’s her parents likes is no reason to bring a child into this horrid over populated world. what will she mimic next her fathers hatred of middle eastern people, or perhaps their staunch christian view, this is just showing how impressionable little children are, and how careful we need to be.

  3. To all you kid-haters: enjoy your designer puppies while my kids pay for your deteriorating health in 30 years time. If you think it's a bad idea to have kids in the developed world, take a look at the demographic crisis they're having in Japan.

    Also remember that you were once "crotchfruit" as well. I wish your parents had used birth control.

  4. To all you kid-haters: enjoy your designer puppies while my kids pay for your deteriorating health in 30 years time. If you think it’s a bad idea to have kids in the developed world, take a look at the demographic crisis they’re having in Japan.

    Also remember that you were once “crotchfruit” as well. I wish your parents had used birth control.

  5. People, stop taking everything so seriouly.. the text on top of the article was meant as a joke… Looking at a 3 years old retelling star wars is not something people should base themselves on to have kids.

    But looking at such cute and adorable kids sure is a good reason.

  6. People, stop taking everything so seriouly.. the text on top of the article was meant as a joke… Looking at a 3 years old retelling star wars is not something people should base themselves on to have kids.

    But looking at such cute and adorable kids sure is a good reason.

  7. Those of you who decide to 'enlighten' us by dropping a deuce in the pool, instead of just enjoying a cute video clip, fill me with the urge to barf.

    That the world is overpopulated is at best a hypothesis, one that isn't borne out well by observation (though it seems to be an article of faith to some.) The world is 'horrid'? Compared to what? The good old days, when human population was low, eeevil polluting technology didn't exist, and most people died horribly at the end of a pain-wracked life of ignorance and filth? More people are better off now than ever. To argue otherwise would require a redefinition of values so antithetical to human life as to be self-refuting. There are inequities, some of which ought to be addressed. And some are entropy and friction.

    For Jeebus' sake, if you don't want kids, don't have them. But fuck you otherwise, you misanthropic, loathsome, eco-puritan toads, and Hell forbid you ever get into the position to make decisions for anyone else, because all you'll succeed in doing is making the rest of us as miserable and cramped as you are. Feh.

  8. Those of you who decide to ‘enlighten’ us by dropping a deuce in the pool, instead of just enjoying a cute video clip, fill me with the urge to barf.

    That the world is overpopulated is at best a hypothesis, one that isn’t borne out well by observation (though it seems to be an article of faith to some.) The world is ‘horrid’? Compared to what? The good old days, when human population was low, eeevil polluting technology didn’t exist, and most people died horribly at the end of a pain-wracked life of ignorance and filth? More people are better off now than ever. To argue otherwise would require a redefinition of values so antithetical to human life as to be self-refuting. There are inequities, some of which ought to be addressed. And some are entropy and friction.

    For Jeebus’ sake, if you don’t want kids, don’t have them. But fuck you otherwise, you misanthropic, loathsome, eco-puritan toads, and Hell forbid you ever get into the position to make decisions for anyone else, because all you’ll succeed in doing is making the rest of us as miserable and cramped as you are. Feh.

  9. All you haters out there need to stfu, this girl is teh cutest. Someday when I have kids I hope I have a little girl as rad as her. :D

  10. All you haters out there need to stfu, this girl is teh cutest. Someday when I have kids I hope I have a little girl as rad as her. :D

  11. Now don’t get me wrong. I like kids and maybe it’s because I’m from the UK but I find her accent rather over the top and a little irritating in a sugar-OD sort of way.

    It’s cute from a Disney-esque point of view but nonetheless I can see how it would appeal to Americans more than us lot.

    Certainly doesn’t encourage me to procreate more.

  12. Now don't get me wrong. I like kids and maybe it's because I'm from the UK but I find her accent rather over the top and a little irritating in a sugar-OD sort of way.

    It's cute from a Disney-esque point of view but nonetheless I can see how it would appeal to Americans more than us lot.

    Certainly doesn't encourage me to procreate more.

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