Valentine’s day is quickly creeping up on us and I’m sure you’ve all already figured out the perfectly geeky gift to give that special someone. You know, the one you watch out of your window and pray that they’ll look up and see the love in your eyes and then fly up to your window and give you a kiss because, of course, you only fall in love with those who have superpowers.

For those of us with less-than-super love lives, it’s amusing to poke a little fun at the Hallmark holiday. And what better way to do so than with The Oatmeal gag cards?

Order quick so it arrives in time to hand it to that (not so) loved one this year!

[Horrible Cards 2 – Valentine’s Day Cards]