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Hey Geeks, think of an appropriate caption for this picture, leave it in the comments section below, and we’ll give a free “Boba GraFetti” t-shirt to the funniest one (as determined by us!)

**Edit:** Yes, we do have female version of this shirt as well.

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hero!

He's just calculating how many comdoms he needs and what the probability of contracting an STD is, in the next pic there's an orgy.

For your delectation I present http://i.imgur.com/DlbJf.jpg (SFW, just about).

Editor’s note:Slightly NSFW :)Epic !

When Good Geeks go Bad!

Damn It Feels Good To Be a Geeksta

"He ladies did you know if you type in 55378008 in your calculator and hold it upside down you…::looks up::… what? I'm sorry what was I saying?"

Oh wow! He has signal!

Ben was too busy doing his math homework to noticed the wonderful view…..

Now this is how we do a study party!

What you know about that?

My backpack’s got jets.

See! I told you my green screen works!

Ha! PI calculated to 100 digits!

Yeah…you know that story about all the virgins after you die? Well it's ALL TRUE!

My geek brings all the girls to the yard! he'd teach you but he'd have to charge

99 problems but a bitch aint one

Chemistry > Biology

You want a piece of this, ladies? You want a piece of this Pi?

The girls instinctively knew just what was needed of them to get help with their Math homework.

I got 99 problems but calculating ain't one of em.

Yes, that is the formula for Love Potion #9 on my shirt…

Don't hate the Geeksta, hate the game

"The CFA is for suckas… I got my BSEE and wrote a phone app over the summer… Now I run my own VC firm and work out of my home so that I can spend more time with my groupies…"

Texas Instruments: Keeping you distracted from confusing feelings during family reunions since 1951.

That's a good one!

There not using me to do their Algebra homework, we're friends, and I think Jenny likes me.

"girls are no equal to a ti-80"

All girls love Texas Instruments.

I wish my sisters would leave me alone, I am trying to study here.

"Ladies, I told you! You'll all get quality time AFTER I finish my homework. Stop pestering me!"

I like to do it like a chemist, on a table periodically.

were just friends… you don’t have to say… i know how fucked up that is.

"Excuse me, ladies, you seem to be blocking my sun."

"I'm helping them with their homework…" "College in Aruba…"

"Lets do the match… add fresh deodorant, subtract glasses, add whiff of moustache, subtract geeky voice, subtract the fact that I use a calculator in order to find out if I have a chance with these gorgeous babes…. oh well, back to playing Dungeons and Dragons"

should have been "lets do the math"

Why can't they do their own homework?

Math is easy for a pimp.

Herbert has mad Photoshop skills since he viewed those online tutorials.

My Scientific calculator brings all the girls to the yard…

1) Jealous?

2) Office Assistants

3) Original Geeksta

4) They love it when I talk Nerdy

5) They are my sisters

6) Homework doesn't suck

7) First math class then Sex ed.

8) Punishment as Castle Anthrax.

That's not how you play Connect Four! :-P

the square root of this times this = winning

Whats up ladies? Unlike those other guys on the beach, I won't be a gym teacher in 5 years.

Texas Instruments calculators, making women irrelevant since 1967 :)

Even after seeing all the movies, little billy ignores the fact that all these hot chicks are attracted to his…. ANSWERS

Ladies love a big brain. Exercise your mind.

Like a πmp

Good one!

Graphing the intersection point of their Parabolas and his Serpentine Parametric Cartesian equation.

girl in breen bikini— hey now i know how i will graduate!!

3 years later he will look at this and facepalm at how he had been played.

Well girls it looks like we overdressed, I know right, I thought it said chest club!!

First test subject for geeks to get all the ladies.

Can you pick which one of them will still be a virgin when the Spring Break is over…and way ahead of his class in Calculus?

Hmm, good times for homework-business.

Giggity, giggity, goo.

If there is a heaven on earth, this is surely it.

Girls? What girls?

Math. It does a body good.

Yes Mr Berlusconi the ladies are very nice but it I still can't find a way for you to lower your re-payments.

My quadratic equation brings all the ladies to the yard.

8 breast + 1 bed – 24 pack of condoms divided between 8 pairs of legs is the sum of epic night.

like a baoss

doctor jekyll and mister hyde

geek to freak

Mathletes Swim Team obviously employed Joey as a ringer.

Carry the 7… and I have discovered the formula for maximum suntan lotion rubbing efficiency!

Hey Cicka Calc Calc!!

These girls know that the geeks will inherit the world. I Fight Dragons sang it !

Just managed to get WOW to play on this Calculator and these Girls are not impressed

He's calculating what to say to the girls in hexadecimal.

"You didn't know you could txt from a lan line? here let me show you."

works every time.

MEANWHILE, IN GOOGLE+…

"chrm, and these bitches told me, we'd go to the mathematical olympiad…"

I may not always do calculus, but, when I do, I prefer my study buddies.

Stay nerdy, my friend.

Kyle's theory was compelling and his presentation was inspired but he still had lingering doubts about the girl's resolution to study.

GOD MOM enough already!!! You said 1 pic to send to your friends.. I'm TRYING to get ahead on next years work!!!

They said I could watch after I finish their homework.

"You guys wish you could be this boss."

"Yes. Ok, now you get on top of her …and then I turn to the right and she straddles … No.. it works .. I've just done the calculations. Ok who has the lube?"

In that portable electronic device is a "good times homing beacon," what poor little Derrick has failed to realize is that it only brings the good times within 2 meters of the user.

This Geek definately knows HTML (How To Meet the Ladies)

Or: "I Know it's my dream but… a calculator and homework… SERIOUSLY?!"

"Remember, kids: always do your homework."

"Sure ladies, I'll do your calc homework for a whole year, but it's gonna cost you!"

Since the bikini party all the girls GPA went up to a 4.0 with out doing any homework.

"Jonathan Q. Smith, after months work alone in his mother's basement, finds the calculations to Isolates the 'what girls really want' gene. Now he is diligently working on what to do with it".

Payment for the past 4 years of writing papers, calculus homework, PPT projects, biology labs, chemistry labs, etc. for all of these girls!

And YOU thought THE NERD would not make anything of himself! Boy are you WRONG!!!!!!

heh how bout "Tutoring to the sexth power" nice and simple.

David Attenborough: As new economic challenges are presented to the species, new methods of survival are the only option

Or alternatively.

Check it out, he has a scientific calculator!

This man

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Has his priorities straight.

Why yes, Ladies. I do have a very large intellect.

1) Here we have 2 types of homework. Choose wisely :)

2) The square root of the cosign is too many coed's

3) Geeks gone wild…

4) What are my actual odds to the 10th decimal place of actually getting lucky?

At that point Mike realized that all those years of playing Drug Wars taught him real life skills

The Casio FX-115ES Advanced Scientific Calculator with 2-Line Natural Textbook Display – now with added pheromones

Bill Gates, the early years.

They believed me when I told them I was Bill Gates son……

ouuuu i want that calculator!

MATH, not just the universal language but the language of love!

"Are you sure this will be more fun once I finish doing your homework for you?"

Opportunities in the IT field aren’t limited to salary and benifits.

Uhhh….yeah. I calculated the statistical probability of hooking up with any one of these babes at….zero.

So many girls…so much homework. *sadface*

To my non-geek friends, THIS is how you use math in "real life"!

Every geek knows: Work hard, play hard.

Big Johnson calculators.

The calculations have attracted very appropriate specimens… time for live experiments…

Language may be inappropriate, but this was my thought http://i.imgur.com/Ynjkq.png

Even if you were the last guy on Earth… It's still a NO.

Ladies, we're doing well with your math lesson. We've added the beach, and subtracted most of the clothes. Now we do division… so how about you divide those legs…

"Mum, put the camera away, your embarrassing me!"

Is that geek going to score?

NOPE! it's just Chuck Testa

This, my friend, is epic.

No matter how many calculations he tries, and how many different formulas he uses, he STILL can't figure out exactly HOW he got so damn lucky. The problem is, by the time he gets it, they will all be gone. (That is, all except for the brunette who thinks that calc is damn sexy.)

Look! Atlantis is rising!

I'm showing these bitches some math… Bitches love math…

He's just found the derivative that allows him to lie tangent to all their curves!

Ladies love a man who can do Integral Calculus.

He scratches their backs, and then they scratch his…

or "Yes, sometimes Calculations are that fucking Important"

I don't always party like I own the world, but when I do, I start early.

Good thing i programmed the Kama Sutra into this badboy…

By my calculations…..add girls minus clothes divide legs = log (in my pants)

I'm calculating my nerdessnes..

Still OK

One of these things is not like the others……

Let me tell you about finding pii . . .

That's pi. Sorry about the typo.

When the important is the focus!

Pimps gotta keep the books too! Hey, haters gonna hate!

Girls…Another great phisic lost.

"I know it seems strange, but one day you'll say: that lil' guy did the math and saved the world…"

"Yeah, the things behind me are cool and everything, but there is some real sh*t in front of me."

Up to this point, math was the hardest thing there…

"Just deal with it…"

Why did they take a picture of a big rock?

No matter how you calculate it, I am winning. Right. Now.

How do you ask "Where's my money?" in binary?

"Yeah…right. There's a bunch of hot girls behind me…suuure there are. I ain't fallin' for that one again."

"Hi mum, see I'm doing my homework :)"

Hmmmmm…

int main()

{

cin << me << endl;

cout << baby << endl;

}

I'm nerdy and I know it!

'cause tonight I’m frakking you….

OMG!? Is that calculator solar powered?

"Give the bitch a Quadratic Equation to solve.

Bitches love Quadratic Equations."

-I hope it's not too offensive, but this is the first thing that popped to my mind after rolling out of bed and opening my computer to find this :D

"I'm about to use the natural log to solve for X."

Ladies: "Come on Alfie, Stop doing your homework and come over here and talk nerdy to me!"

I suddenly don’t feel so bad for getting rejected from Hogwarts.

"I don't always use a calculator, but when I do, I prefer Texas Instruments. Stay geeky, my friends."

LIFE CHOICES: You might have been the next Bill Gates or Steve Jobs if you had applied yourself. But looking back, do you really regret your decision?

… and that's when things got graphic…

I calculate my odds here are significantly better than the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field.

Hot girls really love guys who can do it in Reverse Polish Notation.

Simon knew that the secret to the female orgasm lay in the infinite variety of pi.

score probability = >standard normal

Geeks: infliltration in boobmansion since 1984

When the girls droped their clothes and the calculator and told him "You can get from us whatever you desire!", they never expected him to take the caculator. To be honest, I really think he made the right decision. Those clothes wouldn't fit him!

Majorying in Chemistry is already paying off!

This time, david stuck the ‘kick me’ note to his own back! :)

"They said they'd take their tops off if I finished their math homework."

Mom said i could get physical after i was done with my physics homework

Math got played, now time to get laid.

TI -84 Pac Man tourny '11

Sup, like what you see? yeah, working on a proof

Jay Z has 99 problems, i've solved them all

Nice picture, little story, my friends are gonna be jealous!

'i always win at strip mathematical chemistry'

"I'm just using the homework to hide my boner."

Seriously girls! Your making it real hard to play Doom on my TI-83.geez….

"…this equation is unbalanced"

I came here to do maths and get naked…and I just finished my maths.

/R^n

n>3 , we all know its imaginary

"If this is an example of what I get for getting you all a C on the test, what do I get for getting you an A? And with the extra credit questions as well?"

Little did those ladies know he had just calculated how to remove all their bikinis using NORAD's satellite.

Scientific calculator, $80

Caffeine molecule t-shirt, $30

Field trip to the Bahama's, $200

Having 4 smokin' hot babes owe you favors for doing their homework, PRICELESS!

LOOK BEHIND YOU! That island kind of looks like a shoe.

That boys calculator is SSSSOOOO HHHUUGGGEEEE!!!!!!

I knew those Photoshop classes would come in handy.

Henry watched "Weird Science".

After rechecking the calculations, it was determined that this was indeed reality. A *highly improbable* reality, but reality none the less.

TV/DVD combo – $412.32

TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator – $111.07

Weird Science on DVD – $7.99

Creating your own harem of nerd loving women who take you to the Cayman's allowing you to work on the Hodge Conjecture in peace – Priceless

My sisters are interfering with my ability to concentrate on these calculus problems that I am doing for fun here on vacation.

Such is the life of a nerd cursed with sisters everyone always calls 'hawt' on a family trip to Maui… FML

Oh, our brother will lose his virginity this weekend, sisters.

One of these kids is not like the others, one of these kids just isn't the same.

at the end the geeks get the best things :D

It didn't take Steve long, but eventually he came to the conclusion that perhaps he WASN'T at Math Camp after all.

It is official, the geeks have inherit the earth… and the women

Coming this summer to a theater near you: TI-82 vs. SPF-15. Let the battle begin!

Verily, the geeks shall inherit the earth.

Phenius worked hard to calculate the mathmatical probability of getting anywhere near either heavenly body before premature rocket seperation.

“My homework brings all the girls to the yard / They’re like, it’s better than yours / Damn right, it’s better than yours / I’d show you, but I’d have to charge”

Nerd test: you just passed it.

Should I integrate or derive them?

Software Developers.

Bitches love them.

RIP Steve, thank you for making this possible.

Thye sun, powers more than just calculators.

"You misheard my wish… I said quad CORES!"

"Best tutoring job ever!"

Do Calculus. Get Money.

Birth of a Super-Villain

This is Actually a TI83 grey edition with USB Cord ! lol Kiddin

What? He's wearing Old Spice, he smells like a man.

Ah the benefits of a Log with base 10 (inches)

I wonder what will happen before they realize I don’t own a Ferrari…

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!!!!

Having more money than sense is still the most powerful aphrodisiac known to man

"Gold diggers are starting earlier and earlier these days…”

"U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men guarantees that with one (or four) of our beautiful humaniform robots by your side, you never fall victim to poolside wedgies again!"

Work is the key to success!

In the land of the flat-chested women, the skimpiest bikini gets the geek

Can you calculate the number of fucks I give?

Yes, yes, based on the height of the sun and current conditions, you can sit out here another 4.28 hours for optimal tanning. Can I go back to my Ninja-RPG game now?

ugh… this is going to cost me a fortune..

Gee Wiz I came her for some quite time to solve this formula, and this females will not leave me alone….

"Saving Math for these hoes, Like A Boss!"

"Ladies, contain your orgasms."

Math Party!!

As you can see, my calculations were correct.

Well ladies I just got done counting my money, who wants to play and where should we go next hahaha alphanumeric!

I got room for all your digits

"Thats right baby, Texas Instruments all day"

"I know I put a conversation starter program on this calculator somewhere…"

"I don't always do math, but when I do. I prefer 4 chicks and a island."

Secretly decoding woman speak with math was just the beginning.

Looking up from his physics homework on "modulus of rigidity", Stan began to sense he was on to something…next up, "coefficient of linear expansion"!!!

Girls around Geeks are Sexy

…or

Take the picture! I need to finish this.

chick facing the other way: "i wonder if i can untie her bathing suit top with my butt cheeks?"

We all know that feeling are just chemistry

“I’ve done the MATH . . . . Now I gotta DO these bitches.”

A few simple calculations and mail in multiple entry contests later…Standard Geek protocol.. IT got Dwight to the beach and a few bucks.. Bringing the TI to effectively calculate effective bikini sizes for maximum tanning angles..BOSS-

Even with the new variables factored in, Karl still calculated his chances at losing his virginity at 1.21%. A pox on you, Liebig's Law!!!

Does this girls head make my ass look big?

" And arch your back a little. . I think it looks kinda weird too.. but It's what the math says.." ;)

Worst Star Trek Convention, EVER!

"oh hey do you mind taking a picture I promised my Boss I'd do my homework.. while I was on vacation.."

"And arch your back a little.. I know it looks kinda funny.. but for the perfect tan.. That's what the math says.." ;)

disregard women

acquire TI-84

According to my calculations…I'm WINNING.

I don't know if you can answer this…But isn't that a TI-83?

Look around you, now back to me, now back around you, now back to me. You are not me. I have women around me while I do my math homework vying for my attention because they already know that I will have a fortune 500 company when I graduate at age 20.

"Spot the Mario Cart Champion for two boba fett tshirts"

Bitches!! my TI84+ ain't never wrong…..One of you hoes be holdin out!!!

Mom! You said there would be Klingons here!

I don't always use a calculator, but when I do, I prefer the TI-84 Plus. Stay geeky, my friends.

McLovin in the house!!!

This is what daydreams look like in the mind of intellectual teenage boys – hot women + math equations = like a boss.

A post in GAS gets approximately 10-20 comments. Somehow this picture struck a chord with everyone's inner geek.

Talk nerdy to me

Excuse me ladies. You're blocking my light.

The average IQ of any group is 100. If we all take the test . . . multiply by 5 . . . subtract expected scores of the others . . . I’m going to need to score a 204 !!

got my hoes lined up like a fibonacci sequence

The joys of hot girls thinking that you're gay

"If Sally makes two-hundred dollars a night, and Betty makes three-hundred fifty dollars… I should be able to get the new Alienware computer in about two years."

(Types in Calculator then turns calculator upside down) : 5318008

He just got richer than Bill Gates. Go figure.

Carl tries to calculate the odds that the multidimensional portal would have randomly transported him to the paralleled universe in which nerds are considered hot.

"geeks are sexy forever"

He knows his significant figures, do you?

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

"I hope the cameraman doesn't ask me to stand up."

"They said I could sit here if I did their homework."

"What is the neuro-chemical composition of embarassment?"

"I wonder how many facebook likes this will get me?"

"They like me for my big brain."

"I can't concentrate right now."

"I forgot how hard it is to do math without blood circulating through my brain."

"Thinking with this much estrogen present may give me cancer of the weewee.'

According to my calculations, their combined IQ is 73. It goes up when the blonde one leaves.

Yes Kids, Do your Homework and YOU TOO one day can be this much of a Bad Ass.

Look guys, I fixed your girlfriends' computers.

"Will someone get them away from me! I can't concentrate on my character sheet with them feinding me!"

Ladies love it when I show them my parabola

engineering like a boss

Ziggy says you can do it, Sam!

Apparently this guy got the memo early in life…

GEEKS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

(and reap the rewards)

Man! that boy is tha SHIT! Like a real fucking boss all the way.

alone between crowd…….

My differentiate brings all the girls to the yard 8D

He discovered the equation to multiply bikinis.

“Capt. Kirk School of Hooking Up, ’11 graduate ”

“Behold the power of the Ti84+ tractor beam!”

“They know that when the zombie aoocalypse kicks in, my brain will keep them well-fed.”

"No matter how I calculate it, There's still not enough of me to go around. Now to factor in the hotness quotient to see who's going to be the odd lady out."

who' let' the sexy geek out ? waou waou waou

Computer: $2000

Adobe Photoshop: $1500

Random picutres of bikini girls: Free fromthe internet

Showing your ex how much fun your having on holiday… Priceless

"Yes, I'm doing their homework. I regret nothing."

"99 math problems but the bitches aint one"

"99 problems but the bitches aint one"

“I put the Pi in pimpin’!”

"Chicks just love having something to count on" :D

"I'm trying to calculate the square root of your phone numbers… Let's start with you in the green."

so if i do your homework i can get a picture with you right?

My calculator brings all the girls to the yard, damn right it's better than yours.

“You can learn to Photoshop yourself into any cool place you wish you could be.” Another reason to come and register in our school. ITT Tech, we make the impossible, possible.

"I don't always use a calculator, but when I do I prefer a TI84+….Stay Geeky my friends"

“And this poor man never knew what was in store for him that night, in the hands of these hungry vampires.”

There is a boat in this picture, honestly!

who needs women when you can build fembots

Like a boss!

The entropy and the ecstasy…

I'm Farmer Ted.

"I wish the blonde would quit farting on people's heads. I'm trying to calculate the square root of my bossness"

"Everyone knows what 'They' say about a man with a big calculator."

Chicks dig brains!

This is definantly where I parked my car

For the cost of a new TI84 – not only does he do our homework, but in case of zombie attack his irresistible brains gives us an extra five minutes to escape

The Large Hadron Collider ain't got nothing on my collider.

As he sat calculating his chances, he wondered if somebody saw him

He obviously failed the perception check

Surrounded by beautiful girls and they’ve all got GaS :(

The kind of boy friend my fathers wants me to find!

Texas Instruments and Notebooks, Keeping Boners in their place since 1951

Who knew that talking nerdy really worked?

Perception roll …failed.

"Once I figure out the proper calculation it'll grow exponentially ladies, I promise!"

zaphod: engage the improbability drive, we've achieved 1 in 10 to the 99th power

Bill Gates 50 years before time travel was discovered by a group of pushy mothers

Who needs brains when you have batteries….

I gave them bitches some calculations. Bitches love calculations.

You're captain of the football team and can easily bench 210 pounds. But I know how to combine scented oils from various notes with concentrated pheromones in the right amounts to create a cologne that makes me irresistible to women. Your girlfriend says hi.

While the ladies worked on their tan lines, Billy worked on his tan(gent) lines too.

Wow is that Scaramanga's island.

You think that's cool? I used to play Dope Wars on a Speak & Spell!

Geek dating 101

TI84+ing you are doing it right

I got them here because of my level 85 Night Elf Hunter. I kept them here because I knew how to use my sword.

-BENEFITS-

Little Work for others pay OFF!!

Bitches love calculations.

Math tutoring… Like a boss

"See, I told you we could find all those theoretical curves in nature, all we needed was a bit of sun ! "

"I'll stand up in a minute . . . my prism is refracting."

Dear “God, add religion” I need a life!.. or a tissue!…

Graph dat ass!

…and all I had to do was tell them I'm Steve Job's love child

the formula for a good time equals you and you and you and you and me

I'm gonna divide by zero all the time now

Me, my sisters and my 2 cousins @ my aunt's beach house.

"I Regret Nothing."

Bitches love me cuz they know that I can graph their quadratic equations. Like a boss!!

They said I could watch after I finished their homework.

What really happens when you divide by zero….

Yeah I tutor got a problem with that?

Imposter of geekdom.

I'm not sure what to do here guys, I've looked everywhere and not one of them has a USB port.

I don't always study abroad, but when I do, I study three or four at a time.

Calculating the odd's that his sisters' friend want him. Considers how much his dps will go up as a result.

If you can identify the TI-84 Plus graphing calculator in this photo, you might be a geek!