Lord Vader Condom: “Luke, I will NOT be your father”

I will NOT be your father

I’m not exactly sure if this is a shopped job or not, but this French lord vader condom envelope, translated word for word to “I will not be your father!”, is so full of win, it makes the geek in me feel like squealing in glee!





29 Responses to Lord Vader Condom: “Luke, I will NOT be your father”

  1. I wouldn't exactly say word for word when translating things, especially since the ne and pas are both halves of the "not"

  2. I wouldn’t exactly say word for word when translating things, especially since the ne and pas are both halves of the “not”

  3. I love it! I think it might kill the mood, though, because I'd be giggling too much.

    @London — in this case it's an exact literal translation. Ne pas may be two words, but when you're thinking in French it's functionally one. You can split hairs, but I'd go so far as to say that this exact translation is word for word.

    • I know that it's the correct translation, I just don't think the phrase "word for word" should be used when translating.

  4. I love it! I think it might kill the mood, though, because I’d be giggling too much.

    @London — in this case it’s an exact literal translation. Ne pas may be two words, but when you’re thinking in French it’s functionally one. You can split hairs, but I’d go so far as to say that this exact translation is word for word.

    • I know that it’s the correct translation, I just don’t think the phrase “word for word” should be used when translating.

  5. Where did you learn to speak English? Web 2.0? "So full of win?" That does not make one bit of sense whatsoever. Please stop. Cancel the internet, it's making a nation full of idiots.

  6. Where did you learn to speak English? Web 2.0? “So full of win?” That does not make one bit of sense whatsoever. Please stop. Cancel the internet, it’s making a nation full of idiots.

  7. I'm French !!

    We don't care if it is word for word or not !!

    The translation is OK !!! That's the only important point !

    Je ne serai pas ton père = I will not be your father

    In french, a shortest way should be: Je serai pas ton père.

    So, it illustrates what Ruth said, ONE Functionally word.

    I suppose it's the same thing in english when you use: won't for "will not", wanna be for "want to be" … you cut down some words.

    CONCLUSION : A funny condom i've never seen where i live.

      • Merci ;)

        J'aimerais bien visiter les USA quand même un jour, d'est en ouest, vérifier la véracité ou non de votre vision "français = romantiques"

        Some day, I'd like to visit USA, from west to east, to check the truth or not about your "french guys = romantics" vision.

        It's not always true, but what is sure, there are beautiful words, sentences to express Feelings and Love.

  8. I’m French !!
    We don’t care if it is word for word or not !!
    The translation is OK !!! That’s the only important point !
    Je ne serai pas ton père = I will not be your father
    In french, a shortest way should be: Je serai pas ton père.
    So, it illustrates what Ruth said, ONE Functionally word.
    I suppose it’s the same thing in english when you use: won’t for “will not”, wanna be for “want to be” … you cut down some words.

    CONCLUSION : A funny condom i’ve never seen where i live.

      • Merci ;)

        J’aimerais bien visiter les USA quand même un jour, d’est en ouest, vérifier la véracité ou non de votre vision “français = romantiques”
        Some day, I’d like to visit USA, from west to east, to check the truth or not about your “french guys = romantics” vision.

        It’s not always true, but what is sure, there are beautiful words, sentences to express Feelings and Love.

  9. I want one of those. I have to deal with hot looking girls all the time and I am not interested in having any monsters. It would be funny to use those. lol.

  10. I want one of those. I have to deal with hot looking girls all the time and I am not interested in having any monsters. It would be funny to use those. lol.