Subscribe by EmailCoder Girl: A Nerdcore Ode to Female Programmers
July 13, 2009 by Geeks are Sexy | 14 comments
Composed by beatmaker and fledgling coder Dale Chase, Coder Girl is a funny little piece of nerdcore rap that we’d like to dedicate to all the coder girls out there!
A few priceless lines:
- “Invariably, how would I pass this, when my coder girl gives me root access?”
- “It always leads to an overflow, when it’s runtime, and we take it slow”
- “She’s got a data stack that’s straight stunning, no mismatch exceptions or debugging”
Darn! I never thought coder-speak could sound so dirty!
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Priceless, this is brilliant, ’nuff said.
I loved the text message from her, XKCD++
“Sudo make me a sandwich.”
Brilliant! However are there any real coder girls out there? I doubt because I’ve never met any :-( If you are a coder girl write me!
Oh yes, there are coder girls out there. I had a colleague that was a coder girl.
Unfortunately, for a girl to be a coder, she has to be at least as autistic as the average man.
And she was indeed an Asperger’s case. Very hard to work with, impossible to socialize with.
She never understood sarcasm or the commonest of jokes.
In fact, she gave me a three day silent treatment because she had misinterpreted a joke I made.
Dude.. now thats what i call a clarification….
I’m not much of a coder girl (used to know Pascal but it’s been AGES) but I’m in love with a coder boy that would appreciate this video ;)
Of course there are! I personally know 4 :) And all good looking :)
LOVE THIS! :) And yes, there *ARE* coder girls out there…
OK you are hot and you are a coder :-D So that ONE to abolish my thesis …. anyone more?
If there is 1 female developer per every 7 male, and you figure 30% of those are average or better looking (and I’m not talking office hot here), while 50% of that result are not complete introverts or crazy, and 10% of that result are not already married,,,
Then there are ~1.5 “coder girls” per every 700 male developers?
Well I have about 1K coworkers somewhere around me including only one girl. So it’s much under the average? I should change my job ;-)
That’s awesome.
It’s too bad the chick in the video isn’t a real coder (not when she’s two finger typing like that). She’s definitely a cutie, though, and works well in the video.
hmm, I’ve been coding for 8 years and I still type with only 2 fingers per hand :)
I agree with U Christopher. I know a girl who come from the first promotion at an engineering school where I was myself this year. So this one has 3 years experience in computer engineering. She doesn’t look like strip dancer. Stop watching fast and furious and others transformers with call girls interesting and having know-how in tuning. Computer science requires to be serious, organized and to wear simple dress. A real geek don’t care about his or her social life. Computing isn’t a thing what people taking it thoughtlessly.
That’s all.
If you want to be a geek, leave Ur(social) life