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June 13, 2008 by Geeks are Sexy | 23 commentsFellow geeks, get ready to start hard-core lusting about what I’m going to show you. Meet “The Emperor”:
Yes, I know, the thing looks like some kind of imperial control station coming right out of a Star Wars movie, but if you look closely, you’ll notice it’s been designed to look like a scorpion’s tail. The geek in me refuses to admit the resemblance, though!
The Emperor features three widescreen monitors, THX Dolby surround sound, air filtering, light therapy, a Web cam, battery backup and many other things to help you fantasize about being a tyrannical army commander controlling a galaxy takeover.
NovelQuest, the company behind the device, will release full specs and price on July 24. Geeks, be ready to cry over your keyboard, because I’m fairly sure most of you won’t be able to afford it!
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Oh and by the way, The Emperor comes in “Mac” or “PC” flavor… so no need to whine about your favorite OS not being supported. :)
Yeah, PC is totally an OS.
Also, there are only twp operating systems, it seems.
No… PC supports more than one OS. So original poster is right – and you fail
It should also have a button that automatically downloads porn for you.
looool
It has one major design flaw. Anyone that would actually be interested in such a monstrosity would be too fat to fit.
Not really, the “tail” can be flipped up to get in.. and down after…
Hideous! Looks like the machine Banner was irradiated by, in the old Hulk TV Series. “Don’t make me angry, Mr McGee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry….”
Only 3 screens??! LOL, amateurs!
I think I´ll buy it!!! If the price is lower than 2000$ if not… I´ll cry over my keyboard :(
well considering a half way decent computer is around 1200 dollars now WITHOUT a monitor, i think this sucker will be well over $5,000
well, my keyboard doesn’t work anymore, it’s way to wet. Yes, I cried my keyboard to death, because my budget is very low, I have 1 crt monitor! The only thing that is more “geekyer” then a normal computer, is a Razer gamingmouse, well, I want a Philips amBX, a EDimension 3D glasses, etc. but i can’t afford it, well, after my birthday I got those glasses, but not this thing!. Well, this thing is awesome, maby I can get it for 5 dollars if i live in 2080! But then are 3 flatscreen monitors worthless, because a glasses-less 3D screen just came out from Philips!
Im surprised it doesn’t have a toilet and food supply so you can live inside it.
If that were so, then this contraption would be a deathtrap! No geek would ever come off this thing once he’s on it. LOL
Ummm… drinkholders?? Dinner Tray??
HELLO??
I really fuc*ing want ONE. REALLY. I give you my GF for it! And her sister too!
Looks like JPs chair from Grandmas boy. Not that cool when you realize this.
Yeah I thought the exact same thing. Kinda a turn-off
8001 Emperor Workstation (standard black/WindowsPC ) $ 39,950.00
there you go straight from the website F*** that!
This is really nice! I agree, it needs a device that can serve foods…perhaps a built-in toilet as well.
do you know how many putes and accessories you can buy for 40 g’s??? i mean to hell with the workstation…. collect systems and accessories then build your own station (scorpion tail look alike or not) it’ll be personalized and you can add the toilet and serving trays… the homies’ll love it :)
Sad twats
LOL it costs : 39,950.00
http://www.novelquest.com/EWPriceUSD2008.pdf