The Emperor: The ultimate geek workstation

June 13, 2008 by Kiltak |

Fellow geeks, get ready to start hard-core lusting about what I’m going to show you. Meet “The Emperor”:

Emperor Workstation

Yes, I know, the thing looks like some kind of imperial control station coming right out of a Star Wars movie, but if you look closely, you’ll notice it’s been designed to look like a scorpion’s tail. The geek in me refuses to admit the resemblance, though!

The Emperor features three widescreen monitors, THX Dolby surround sound, air filtering, light therapy, a Web cam, battery backup and many other things to help you fantasize about being a tyrannical army commander controlling a galaxy takeover.

NovelQuest, the company behind the device, will release full specs and price on July 24. Geeks, be ready to cry over your keyboard, because I’m fairly sure most of you won’t be able to afford it!

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13 Comments »

Comment by Kiltak

2008-06-13 09:51:13

Oh and by the way, The Emperor comes in “Mac” or “PC” flavor… so no need to whine about your favorite OS not being supported.

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Comment by Guy

2008-06-13 10:22:22

It should also have a button that automatically downloads porn for you.

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Comment by AmooN

2008-06-13 14:03:50

looool

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Comment by Mr Asdf

2008-06-13 15:00:34

It has one major design flaw. Anyone that would actually be interested in such a monstrosity would be too fat to fit.

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Comment by Kiltak

2008-06-13 17:44:23

Not really, the “tail” can be flipped up to get in.. and down after…

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Comment by Dan Subscribed to comments via email

2008-06-14 00:18:21

Hideous! Looks like the machine Banner was irradiated by, in the old Hulk TV Series. “Don’t make me angry, Mr McGee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry….”

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Comment by Erp

2008-06-14 02:03:28

Only 3 screens??! LOL, amateurs!

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Comment by hakemate Subscribed to comments via email

2008-06-14 03:22:31

I think I´ll buy it!!! If the price is lower than 2000$ if not… I´ll cry over my keyboard

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Comment by PCFreak

2008-06-14 04:26:38

well, my keyboard doesn’t work anymore, it’s way to wet. Yes, I cried my keyboard to death, because my budget is very low, I have 1 crt monitor! The only thing that is more “geekyer” then a normal computer, is a Razer gamingmouse, well, I want a Philips amBX, a EDimension 3D glasses, etc. but i can’t afford it, well, after my birthday I got those glasses, but not this thing!. Well, this thing is awesome, maby I can get it for 5 dollars if i live in 2080! But then are 3 flatscreen monitors worthless, because a glasses-less 3D screen just came out from Philips!

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Comment by brandon

2008-06-14 17:15:45

Im surprised it doesn’t have a toilet and food supply so you can live inside it.

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Comment by jhay

2008-06-15 16:03:46

If that were so, then this contraption would be a deathtrap! No geek would ever come off this thing once he’s on it. LOL

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Comment by straypacket Subscribed to comments via email

2008-06-16 11:03:29

Ummm… drinkholders?? Dinner Tray??

HELLO??

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Comment by ouuuuh

2008-06-17 06:57:00

I really fuc*ing want ONE. REALLY. I give you my GF for it! And her sister too!

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