Found in Back Of ‘G.T.A: San Andreas’ Instruction Manual

Now those are some very solid life instructions: Playing video games 12 hours per day is not and will never be a good idea… unless it’s a fitness game. Well played, Rockstar. Only took us over a decade to find them. [Imgur]

We Geeks and Gamers WISH This Were True

Yeah, okay. If only this was actually true. Better tell (insert random game publisher here because we do not want to get in trouble) that! Seems lately the industry has become more about meeting deadlines than releasing finished games. Editor’s note: This is a screenshot from a game named “Gave Dev Story.” (Imgur)



eBay: The Unofficial Home of The Evil Genius

I am gonna be honest. I don’t even feel bad for this person. Quite the other extreme, actually. I think if you are desperate enough to conform with new tech the minute it comes out, yet want to skimp or get a deal, you deserve crap like this for trying to cut corners. It is […]

7 Nonsense Things Gamers Try That Are No Use Whatsoever

You know every gamer is guilty of at least one of these. That’s what makes the list so funny. [PlaystationAccess]

The Force is Strong With My Dishes…..

Is it just me, or do my recently washed dishes in this photo look suspiciously like a TIE fighter? Did the Force just awaken in my house? You know I am a true geek when I stopped what I was doing at 2 a.m to take a pic of this to share with the world. […]

BOBA FETT vs SARLACC PIT in Star Wars: Battlefront

Oh wait, don’t make me live it again! Oh, I guess it was just fate he ended up in there, huh. No matter how many ways you try to avoid it, Fetts and Sarlaccs just seem to go together. [OutsideXbox]

That Moment When Gaming Breaks the Fourth Wall and Hurts Your Feelings

WELL, I, UM, BET YOU DON’T HAVE AN N.P.C, A.I CONTROLLED FRIENDS OR WHATEVER! *Hits power and runs off crying at how deeply those words cut. God gaming, I love you. But sometimes you really hurt me. (Imgur)