Mario Meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Comic]

Uh-oh.

[Thanks to reader J. for sending this in :) No clue on the source here, Geeks, so if you know the original artist, let us know in the comments!]

Editor’s note: Here’s the Source! Google Image Search for the win! :)

[JPZILLA]



Warning: Don’t Swim with Contact Lenses

I know, it’s strange to think that a geek might not look good in glasses. Unfortunately, there are some out there and in today’s society, that’s ok! You can correct your vision covertly with the wonderful advent of contact lenses. However, it seems that we’ve gotten a little bit lax in this generation with our eye hygiene. And that can have pretty serious consequences.

Did you know that swimming with lenses on is not recommended by opticians. Why? Because a creepy amoeba can literally burrow into your eye and damage your eye sight.

The amoeba that affected this girl is actually pretty rare, but has fast-acting and severe consequences. However, there is also a more common bacteria called “Psuedomonas bacteria” that also lives in water and can destroy your sight in 24-36 hours. Thinking “it’s so rare, it’s likely never going to happen to me” could very well land you in hospital and possibly leave you blind!

It’s astounding that most young people aren’t aware that you increase the danger to your eye by being lax with contact lens hygiene. Apparently infections from these sort of bacteria is on the rise with those under 50. With cheap online contact lenses options, people aren’t getting the education about lens hygiene that they should be getting at point of sale.

The fact is, when you are exposed to water while wearing your contact lenses, whether it be in a pool, the sea or even in your shower, if there happens to be a parasite in the water, it can easily lodge itself between the contact lens and your eye, allowing it to burrow into your eyeball. Obviously you should never wash your contact lens under tap water.

These parasites can also come from your contact lens case. If you haven’t replaced it in a while, tiny cracks can form in the case where micro-organisms can thrive. This is considered the “biggest culprit”. You’re actually meant to change your lens case every month. I always wondered why they gave you a case every time you bought new liquid. Now I know.

So in summary, if you wear contact lenses:

  • Never swim with them.
  • Never wash them under tap water.
  • Take them off when you shower.
  • Replace your contact lens case every month.

Better to be semi-blind while you have fun in the pool than run the risk of being permanently blind the rest of your life right?

[Via Daily Mail | Photo Credit]

Fan-Made “Game of Thrones” Game Inspired by RISK [Pics]

Artist and pyrographer (a fancy name for “woodburner”) Fay Helfer made a “Game of Thrones” board game, inspired by the conquering, friendship-ending board game “RISK.”

[Via io9]



Cthulhu Calls for Cake [Pics]

Redditor lakshmispet had Kerry’s Custom Cakes put a little extra Love(craft) into their Cthulhu-inspired wedding cake! The cake was actually a surprise for their wedding day:

Needless to say they loved it!

[More pics of the cake | Via Neatorama]

“Getting Fragged” Wide Awake Parody [Video]

A parody of Katy Perry’s, “Wide Awake”, Katie Wilson has combined her love for gaming and singing. It’s not quite a direct parody of the video itself, but it’s still pretty funny. She’s also rather pretty, which doesn’t hurt. I think she should have dyed her hair purple though.

[Via YouTube]

Belt Buckle Pays Homage to “Zombies! Feast” Series

Do you find you often have zombies on the “brain”?

Then this belt buckle is for you!…or someone you love (to eat)!

The buckle pays homage to the first issue of the “Zombies! Feast” series.

And at less than $20, you have no excuse not to order yours now!

[Via Zombie Gift]

The Expendables, the Video Game [Caption Contest]

The Expendables, the over-the-top 2010 action movie has the tagline of “Every movie has a hero. This one has them all.” Now that the sequel has come out, deviantARTist VernonVillanueva was inspired to create the video game equivalent of the movie.

Snake, Shepard, Freeman, Nukem, Redfield, Drake, Fenix, Dante and Falcon are all here … and your job for this Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest is to come up with the tagline.

Here are the rules:

1. Write a funny tagline in the comment section below.
2. Write your selection of a Geeky item from NeatoShop’s Gifts
For Geeks
section.
You can pick any item in stock $25 or less. Go ahead, take a look.
3. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but one entry per comment, please.
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize, so don’t forget the tagline and the prize selection!

Funniest tagline wins. We’ll pick the winner soon – Good luck!

Update 9/13/12: Congratulations to Trey Beattie who won this round!

What the Game of Thrones House Words Should Be [Pic]

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I love how the Greyjoy one works on all levels…

[Via Of Science and Swords]