5 Reasons the iPad Makes You (Apparently) Happy

We live in the future, having finally achieved the tablet computer if not our jetpacks. But are we happy?

According to CNBC, if you own an iPad you most likely are. A study by the American Consumer Satisfaction index has put Apple high atop the technology tree, as it were, with a whopping 86% satisfaction rating. The PC industry itself had a banner year, too, with 78%—but it’s really the iPad that’s changing the way we respond to technology that’s made Apple such a success. In fact, CNBC reports that “the iPad is the highest-scoring product that a leading consumer satisfaction index has ever tracked.” You know that’s got to make Mr. Jobs and Co. absolutely giddy.

Before the iPad came out there was such a hullabaloo about it that I tried not to write much on the subject. Speculation is a strange business, and while the iPad definitely piqued my interest, I wanted to wait a while to see it in action, to see what the actual consumer response was.

So, now that the craziness has died down, I think it’s apparent that whatever the iPad is—be it a computer, a tablet, or simply a gadget filling a hole in our techno-consciousness like no other—people like it. In fact, people love it. To hear some of my writer friends go on about the joy of reading books on the iPad you’d think they’d had a religious epiphany. Yes, Apple has a way of converting people to their products who then espouse them with unparalleled zeal, but this goes beyond the Apple brand. I honestly think that the iPad taps in to an unseen need hardwired into our minds. And I’m sure that was the company’s intention from the get-go.

Why is this? Well, here are the five reasons I think the iPad is so successful and brings such satisfaction its owners. It’s by no means a complete list, and please give your reasons—or disagreements—in the comments below.

  1. It’s slick. Let’s face it, even if you hate Apple you’ve got to give them props for making pretty stuff. Not just pretty, really. The Apple aesthetic is simply ahead of its time, and has, in the last decade, inspired the design of hundreds of knock-off products. Its iconic style, with a famed less-is-more approach, just looks damn good. Plus it’s shiny. And people like shiny things. Bigger, sleeker, shinier things, therefore, probably make people even happier.
  2. It’s yours. Or at least they give you the sense that its yours. I would argue that this is one of the most devious approaches of the iPad, especially since it works really well. Because as personalized as Apple products can feel, they are anything but. Any good geek knows to expect that you can’t go in and change out your hard drive. You can’t escape the EULAs and DRM in many cases. This is no open source. This is The Source. But, if you’re willing, you can make your own apps, download your preferred apps, and watch your favorite TV shows. It’s the illusion of personalization that’s so enticing. The feeling that something is yours, and unique (even if it is anything but), no doubt informs your happiness.
  3. It’s the perfect size. It’s a familiar size. It feels like a cross between a book and an iPod Touch. Not too heavy, not too light. Substantial without being overbearing. Whereas a netbook can feel too small for some, and laptops too unwieldy, the iPad strikes a comfortable balance. It’s like holding something you were meant to hold. At least, in my experience. I know some have argued that long hours holding the iPad can cause a bit of hand strain, but I get that from reading books, too. For some reason I think the size just relates to a particular part of our brain that signals comfort and makes for a most happy correlation.
  4. It’s the right price. No, it isn’t the cheapest product on the market. This is Apple we’re talking about. But, in comparison to other Apple products, my suspicion is that buyer’s remorse is a whole lot less than usual. Instead of dropping over a grand on a MacBook, buyers still get that whole Apple experience with half the amount (providing they want the WiFi only). That no doubt informs happiness.
  5. It’s intimate. I don’t mean in a porny way (get your minds out of the gutters, geeks…) though I would be silly to presume some individuals don’t go that route. But the iPad is designed to be held, almost like a baby or a pet. You bring it much closer to you than other technology. It’s as intimate as reading a book, and instead of using a keyboard to interact with it, you use your fingers. In a weird way it makes interaction with the gadget that much more, well, human. Until the iPad there’s just been a distance between technology and its users. But I think we’re closing the gap a bit here. I’d be willing to bet that a good portion of iPad users even name their gadgets. As such, people feel as if they have, well, a relationship (for lack of a better term) with their iPads. And that, I think, makes them happy.

Now, I don’t own an iPad (not to say I don’t want one). So these observations are definitely those of someone who’s fiddled with an iPad for less than a few hours total, but doesn’t live with one. But I have been watching and listening to users. So weigh in. Why do you think the iPad makes people happy? Or do you disagree outright? Are we just being deluded into happiness, or is the iPad a truly welcome vehicle for technological zen?

(Image CC by John Åslund)



The Future of Cell Phones According to Mozilla

Mozilla Labs has just released this interest video showing the Mozilla Seabird, a concept phone featuring an 8 Megapixel camera, an embedded Bluetooth dongle, wireless charging, and dual side pico projectors. Check it out, the thing looks pretty darn sexy.

[Via Gizmodo]



New CBS Show Fails the Shit Test @shitmydadsays

When CBS decided to air a sitcom starring William Shatner based on the cult hit Twitter account @shitmydadsays, it decided to tweak the name to avoid causing offence. Unfortunately that’s proved a step too far for modern technology.

The network has now had to post a message on the show’s official forum urging viewers who wanted to record the show on their digital video recorders to make sure they manually selected it from their program guide.

That’s because it turns out that what CBS dubs “a unique title for a unique show” ($#*! MY DAD SAYS) has proven too much for the search functions of some DVRs that can’t read some or any of the characters in the first word. The dollar sign appears to be the main problem.

CBS did try to salvage some pride from the problem: chief research officer David Poltrack told the New York Times that the symbols were an advantage on some DVR systems because it meant the show appeared at the start of alphabetical listings. That may be true, but I find it hard to imagine many people pick which shows to record by working their way through from A to Z.

Endhiran (The Robot) Theatrical Trailer

Co-written and directed by renowned Tamil film director Shankar, Enthiran (Translation: The Robot) is a forthcoming Tamil science fiction movie featuring Rajinikanth, the world’s highest paid Indian film actor. According to hindustantimes.com, Enthiran is the most expensive Indian film ever made.

A gifted scientist constructs an equally gifted robot, who sets out into the world for the first time with some unexpected and mind-blowing consequences. [Source]

[Via TDW]

The World’s Smallest Stop-Motion Animation

Professor Fletcher’s invention of the CellScope, which is a Nokia device with a microscope attachment, was the inspiration for a teeny-tiny film created by Sumo Science at Aardman. It stars a 9mm girl called Dot as she struggles through a microscopic world. All the minuscule detail was shot using CellScope technology and a Nokia N8, with its 12 megapixel camera and Carl Zeiss optics.

[Via Geekologie]

Moonshine Finds New Popularity Among Hobbyist Geeks

When you hear the word moonshine, it probably brings to mind a bygone era of Prohibition-thwarting, bathtub mixing, car chasing yokels, brewing up batches of questionable alcohol. Or Irish songs. But according to writer Michelle Locke, writing for AP and featured on the Mother Nature Network, moonshine is having something of a renaissance as of late. And it’s got quite a following among the maker geeks.

Max Watman, author of Chasing the White Dog—a book about the moonshine industry, had this to say about the hobbyist contingent:

The hobbyists are much more adventurous and a lot of fun. It’s very much a product of our time. We are obsessed with authenticity and we are obsessed with craft, or at least a certain segment of our population is. It’s part of the farmers market world. We all want to make our own cheese. We all want to cure our own bacon. It’s the same group that wants to make their own booze.

Sounds mighty geeky to me. The creation and distillation of alcohol is one of the oldest human hobbies, you might say, and it’s no surprise that there’s a movement to reclaim the process. I think that’s one of the hallmarks of geekery, really, that desire to get to the bottom of how things work. And with brewing alcohol, there’s certainly an alchemical component that is no doubt a big draw. Sure, there’s the whole problem of being illegal. But anything for the name of knowledge and science, right?

Of course, as the article goes on to point, while making alcoholic beverages may not be the most difficult thing in the world—at its most basic, anyway—doing it wrong can cause illness (like blindness) and even death. There’s a reason that alcohol is, by and large, a commercial business. However, there must be something rather satisfying about making your own spirits. I know, from my limited experience brewing beer, that working to craft a drink in your own home definitely gives you a sense of accomplishment. In this consumer-driven world, everything is available (provided you’re legal, and you have enough money) at a moment’s notice. But spending time creating something and waiting for the final product over the course of weeks or months, is an experience not to be missed.

Moonshine is made all over the world, with many different approaches and cultural significances. For a taste of some trivia, here’s a quick look at what the real people are drinking around the globe:

  • Bulgaria – Rakia, which is made from fruits, most commonly grapes. It is the national spirit, and as popular as wine. Rakia can be made both at home and in community stills.
  • Colombia – Illegal though it may be, “tapetusa” or “chirrinchi” remains quite popular. According to Wikipedia, “Chincha is usually made of corn, which is chewed and spat in an earthen container… then buried for some time.” Tapetusa is made from fermented apples.
  • Finland – Essentially home-made vodka, the Finns have a wide variety of names for their moonshine, including: kotipolttoinen, ponu, ponantsa, tuliliemi, korpiroju, korpikuusen kyyneleet, and moscha.
  • France – As you might expect, France has many different moonshine traditions. In Brittany and Normandy you can find lambic or calvados, made from distilled cider; mirabelle, prune, and kirsch is in the East (in places such as Alsace, Lorraine, Bourgogne, and Champagne).
  • Germany – The Germans call their moonshine Schwarzgebrannter, which means, roughly, “illegally distilled liquor”. But that doesn’t mean there’s an absence of home distillery, just that it’s limited. And there are some legal versions as well.
  • Guatemala – Cusha is the moonshine of this area. Shamans also drink it during ceremonies, where it is spit upon their patients.
  • Nigeria – A host of colorful names characterize Nigerian moonshine: ogogoro, kainkain, abua first eleven, agabagba, akpeteshi, aka mere, “push me, I push you”, and crazy man in the bottle. I am particularly fond of that last one.
  • New Zealand – Legal home distillation makes New Zealand unusual. There’s no worries making your own here. Their most famous is Hokonui Moonshine, which is now produced commercially by the Southern Distilling Company.
  • Switzerland – When absinthe was banned at the turn of the 20th century, moonshiners continued to make the famed drink, which originally hails from Switzerland. Now that it is no longer illegal, however, that market has changed somewhat. Still, I imagine absinthe home-brew style could have some rather mind-boggling side-effects.
  • United States – A multitude of names characterize this drink depending on the origin, including white lightning. Often seen in Mason jars. Also, due to moonshine, stock car racing was born.

(via Wikipedia, Fark; image in the public domain, a seized distillery unit ca. 1921-1932)

Motorized R2D2 Costume

Now that’s all kinds of awesome: A larger-than-life motorized R2D2 costume. This thing even has a rotating dome, just like the real Arr-Too! I’d really love to build something like this and drive around my neighborhood at Halloween, just to see the look on kids’ faces!

[Via Buzzfeed]

New Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Movie Trailer

Harry Potter fans, rejoice! Warner Bros. has just released a new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the two-part conclusion to the epic series. Enjoy!

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