Ready to level up your cosplay? Holga’s Greataxe from the Dungeons & Dragons movie is on sale for $11.50 for Prime members (was $35.90)! That’s less than a health potion at your local tavern! It’s Nerf, so you won’t actually cleave your enemies, but slap on some primer and paint and it’ll look battle-ready (minus the XP). Perfect for showing off at cons or intimidating that one player who keeps annoying your whole party.
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Gather ’round, adventurers! Prepare to dive into the fiery splendor of the Lord of the Rings with this Balrog Christmas Sweater—the only knitwear that gives you the power to confront holiday guests and exclaim, “You shall not pass!” whenever they try to sneak seconds at dinner!
This epic sweater captures the legendary showdown between Gandalf and the Balrog, all while flaunting a color scheme that would make even the most fashion-forward elf blush: Balrog Red, Moria Black, and Gandalf Gold. It’ll keep you toastier than a marshmallow in the fires of Mount Doom, ensuring your festive spirit shines brighter than Smaug’s hoarded gold—at least until Aunt Gertrude starts talking about her cat again.
This bad boy features Elvish script, fire motifs, and Christmas trees because even Rivendell knows how to throw a holiday party. The back showcases intricate Elvish patterns, so you can show off your cultured side while secretly plotting to slay some orcs—though let’s be honest, your biggest battle will be with the holiday cookies.
Ideal for the Tolkien aficionado who can’t resist quoting Gandalf during dinner—just imagine the looks on your family’s faces when you drop a “You shall not pass!” while they’re trying to figure out how to cook a turkey! Whether you’re embarking on a festive journey from the Shire to Mount Doom or just heading to your local pub, this sweater will have you ready for any holiday adventure.
So, grab this gift so epic that even Sauron might reconsider his life choices (but probably not). After all, nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like wielding the power of a Balrog while feasting on fruitcake!
Ever wondered about Gandalf’s beginnings? Check out Nerd of the Rings’ latest video, “Gandalf’s First Mission (as Olórin).” In the video, he delves into The History of Middle-earth to uncover how Olórin was sent to Middle-earth with Melian and the other Istari to safeguard the earliest Elves. They became known as the Five Guardians!
Give it a watch and explore this incredible story!
Ever wondered what different levels of civilization could look like? This video breaks down every level from Type I to Type VII in just 15 minutes! Based on the Kardashev Scale, you’ll explore how advanced societies might harness energy and dominate their surroundings—from harnessing the power of a planet to controlling the universe itself.
Ever feel like you need a break from your middle-aged gamer husband or wife? Well, now there’s a solution! Check out this hilarious comedy sketch filmed at Retro Games Plus in Lawndale, CA. It’s a geek store where a “normal” significant other can drop off their geeky partner for some much-needed time off! Whether they’re buried in a 20-year-old RPG campaign or obsessing over their video game collection, this daycare has them covered.
Created by the always hilarious folks at The Warp Zone!
