After failed attempts with pyramids and giant stone heads, aliens finally landed on their boldest communication strategy yet: knocking over corn. Because nothing says “We’re coming for you” like a few weird circles in a random field.
For maximum confusion, they made sure the patterns were just spooky enough to start conspiracy theories—but not actually tell humans anything useful. And if that didn’t work? A quick UFO flyby, but only in front of people with the worst cameras possible.
Brilliant.
[Source: @exocomics]
Shaq thought he was finally getting his shot at playing Superman—until James Gunn crushed his dreams on national TV.
In a new Shaq Superman TV Spot aired during NBA on TNT, Shaq sizes up the new suit, realizing it’s way too small. “Boots won’t fit, belt’s too thin—I sent them my sizes!” Enter David Corenswet, full Clark Kent mode, asking what Shaq’s up to. Shaq proudly says he’s meeting James Gunn about his Superman role… only for Gunn to introduce Corenswet as the Superman.
Shaq’s reaction? Devastation. Betrayal. A dramatic exit—though he does strike a flying pose on the way out. And when someone dares mention Charles Barkley? “F*** Barkley.”
DC’s marketing is ramping up, and if this is just the start, we’re in for a super fun ride! Check it out below!
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[Source: Turtle Tails Comics on Reddit]
Watch as Franzoli Electronics performs “12th Street Rag”, originally published by Euday L. Bowman in 1914 and later adapted for SpongeBob SquarePants, on a quarted of musical tesla coil!
