Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld Brings Back Asajj Ventress and Cad Bane on May 4th [Trailer]

Cad Bane in Tales of the Underworld

Not all battles are fought in the light — some take place in the shadows, where the law holds no power. Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld is bringing fans back to the galaxy’s criminal underbelly with a brand-new animated anthology series, premiering May 4th on Disney+. And the best part? Two of the most legendary outlaws in Star Wars history — Asajj Ventress and Cad Bane — are making their long-awaited return.

The six-episode series dives deep into the world of bounty hunters, smugglers, and the morally gray figures who live by their own code. Ventress, once a fearsome Sith assassin, gets a second chance at life but finds herself on the run with an unlikely ally. Meanwhile, Cad Bane, the cold-blooded blaster-for-hire, must face his past when he comes head-to-head with an old friend who now wears a badge.

With Dave Filoni leading the charge, expect rich storytelling, top-tier animation, and plenty of surprises. Check out the trailer below!



What if Super Mario Bros Was Remade by EA [Video]

Ah, Electronic Arts, the geniuses who brought us loot boxes, microtransactions, and the glorious concept of “surprise mechanics” (which is code for pay us, or we’ll make the game harder). Imagine Super Mario Bros. if EA had its way: every mushroom and every star would come with a nice little price tag. Want to save Princess Peach? That’ll be a $14.99 Princess Rescue Pack. Need to hit a block? That’s $1.99 per tap, please. Don’t forget your preorder bonus: a Mario hat for $5 that makes no gameplay difference. Watch Vivi the Dragon’s hilarious take on this deluxe disaster!

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Today’s Hot Deals: $11.99 20000mAh Power Bank, LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 25th Anniversary Collectable Model, 1TB PLAY microSDXC Memory Card, and MORE!

Hot Deals for April 2

For today’s edition of our Hot Deals post here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

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Pikachu + The Rock = The Rockachu: A 3D-Printed Nightmare

The Rockachu

Ever wondered what would happen if Pikachu stopped zapping and started lifting? Meet The Rockachu – a 3D-printed fusion of Pikachu and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. It’s equal parts terrifying, hilarious, and oddly motivational.

These muscle-bound little nightmares will stare into your soul from your desk, your bathroom, or even lurking on the stairs (great for surprise existential crises). Are they cursed? Maybe. Are they amazing? Absolutely.

So if you’ve ever wanted to see Pikachu evolve into a rock type, this is your moment!

Get yours here.

Kevin McCallister in Hitman 3: When Your Childhood Skills Get a Dark Upgrade!

Forget traps and paint cans: Kevin McCallister’s got a new gig, and it involves much more than home security. A funny crossover by Eli_handle_b․wav.

Legendary Heavy Metal Band VOIVOD Unleashes the Ultimate LEGO Collection!

Voivod Lego

Metalheads and brick-builders, prepare for the most mind-melting crossover of all time! The legendary Canadian heavy metal band Voivod has just announced an exclusive line of LEGO sets inspired by their cosmic, dystopian album artwork. That’s right — now you can build your way into a post-apocalyptic sci-fi nightmare, one brick at a time!

LEGO The Outer Limits

The limited-edition Voivod LEGO sets promise to bring the band’s signature visual style into the world of tiny plastic bricks. Imagine constructing the otherworldly landscapes of Dimension Hatröss, assembling the cybernetic chaos of Killing Technology, or even piecing together your very own mechanical warrior from Nothingface. The possibilities are as limitless as a prog-metal time warp! Check out the official video below!

“We wanted to give fans a new way to experience Voivod’s universe,” said absolutely no one, because, let’s be real, this is 100% an April Fools’ joke. These sets are available NOWHERE at the moment, but hey, we can dream, right? Maybe if we chant ‘Voivod’ loud enough, LEGO will hear our cries and make it happen. Until then, keep rocking, keep building, and watch out for killer robots.