Let’s be honest: 2025 has been one long dumpster fire, and we’re barely through the year. From billionaires still racing to colonize Mars while potholes swallow compact cars whole, to grocery prices that make eggs feel like luxury items, it’s clear we need a desk accessory that speaks to the times.

Fred’s hilarious Desk Dumpster Fire does exactly that. This pencil holder-slash-metaphor-for-modern-life comes with over 100 flame-shaped notecards, perfect for writing down reminders like “pay rent before it doubles again” or “pretend I understand crypto.” Its three compartments keep your pens and pencils organized: something the world hasn’t managed since, well, ever.

So why not embrace it? Add a touch of catharsis to your workspace and let your desk proudly scream what everyone’s already thinking: Yep, everything’s on fire, but at least I know where my highlighters are.

[DESK DUMPSTER Pencil Holder with Flame Note Cards]

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