Captain Picard has finally had enough of the “Riker Maneuver.” In this parody skit by NetDystopiaMusic, the Captain calls Riker into his ready room to address crew complaints about his… unique way of sitting down. Turns out, swinging your leg over every chair like you’re mounting a horse might not be standard Starfleet protocol.

And while the complaints were supposed to be “confidential,” it’s hilariously obvious who they came from: Worf calling it dishonorable, Geordi noticing a mysterious glow in the IR spectrum, and Data analyzing it like a feline dominance ritual.

Watch Picard finally address Riker’s… boldly seated masculinity.

Update: The creator has uploaded another video featuring Picard playing Borderlands 44, the third remaster, with La Forge stepping in to optimize the captain’s system.