Forget high-tech gadgets, flying cars, or AI overlords: true innovation has finally arrived… in the form of a grumpy octopus that lives in a box and tells you to mind your own business.

The Octopus Useless Box is the kind of invention that proves humanity has peaked. You press a lever, it pops open, and out comes a cranky little cephalopod who slams it shut again, sometimes throwing a tantrum, sometimes giving you the stink-eye, always making sure you know who’s boss. It’s useless, it’s adorable, and it’s probably judging you harder than your cat ever has. Check it out!

Want more? ROBOTSZU’s Youtube channel is full of useless machiens, such as this grumpy flame:

Or this toilet with a poo that just won’t go away: