All right, degenerates, put your phones away, it’s detention time! the folks from Honest Trailers just gave The Breakfast Club the wedgie it deserves, and it’s absolutely perfect. You’ve got five teenage stereotypes locked in a library: the rich girl, the jock, the nerd, the outcast, and a red flag wrapped in a trench coat.

It’s got the soundtrack, the slow-motion fist pump, and all the teen angst you can handle. Just be thankful John Hughes made this in 1985, because if he wrote it today, it’d just be 90 minutes of kids scrolling TikTok in silence until the credits roll.

Eat my shorts, friendo.