James Gunn’s Superman (2025) just got the Honest Trailer treatment, and wow, it’s got everything: scrambled-brain optimism, a dog who steals the show, villains inside villains, and more eyeball violence than Hitchcock could dream of.

It’s Superman with his heart on his sleeve, his underwear on his pants, and a script that feels like DC scrolling through TikTok. Buckle up, this is the American way!