Meet the sunfish: nature’s way of proving that evolution sometimes just… gives up halfway through! This car-sized, jelly-filled, parasite hotel is basically a giant floating head with fins. It eats the least nutritious food in the ocean, grows like a cursed Pokémon, and stares at you with the blank expression of a Windows 95 screensaver.

Predators don’t even want to eat it. Sea lions literally frisbee them around for fun. Yet somehow, these derpy, floppy creatures thrive across the oceans.

Watch the full roast of the dumbest animal alive… that somehow outsmarted us all… in this video from kurzgesagt