Imagine if nature had patch notes, spiders would be the build everyone’s screaming to nerf. On paper, they’ve got squishy armor, meh stats, and the athleticism of a couch potato. But then they whip out their ultimate ability: web-spinning. Suddenly they’re air-dropping from ceilings, trapping enemies with sticky projectiles, bungee-jumping like action heroes, and building death fortresses in your backyard. Oh, and that venom? It’s basically “paralysis.exe” for anything that blunders too close.

Without silk, spiders are mid-tier. With silk? They’re nature’s top-tier griefers, breaking the game since forever.