This isn’t your average classroom drama.

At first glance, this video looks like a regular campus scandal. A professor stands before his statistics class, visibly shaken. Why? Because they did too well on the test. Like, statistically-impossible levels of well. Cue PowerPoint graphs, accusations, and the kind of academic paranoia that makes you glad you never majored in stats.

You’re expecting a story about cheating. Maybe the students used ChatGPT. Maybe they formed some kind of secret study cult. Maybe the TA leaked the answers in exchange for nudes or nuggets. But no. This is a dramatized skit, and what begins as a tense academic thriller slowly morphs into something way stranger.

About halfway through, you start to suspect something is off, more off than an insanely high class average. Reality itself begins to warp. And just when you think you’ve found your footing, the floor drops out entirely. Let’s just say the ending makes Fight Club feel like a group project.

Warning: contains NSFW language and possibly multiverse math. Proceed with curiosity… and maybe a calculator.

[Via Neatorama]