In a world where supernatural creatures have very specific legal codes, mostly revolving around tea, blood, and baked goods, things are bound to get very weird. Enter the vampire and the fairy. One has power over anyone who invites them in. The other has dominion over anyone who breaks the laws of hospitality. Naturally, someone invited someone over for tea, and now they’re locked in a passive-aggressive war of rules and unspoken etiquette.
In the case where the vampire bites the fairy, here’s how things might end up (Thanks Heather for pointing this to us!):