Just when you thought Yoda’s death scene in Return of the Jedi was sacred… Bad Lip Reading crashes in like a Jawa with a kazoo.

Instead of dishing out Jedi wisdom, Yoda gets existential, sings about frogs, potatoes, and his sudden discovery that… surprise, he’s green! Luke, meanwhile, awkwardly tries to dip out while Yoda spirals into a bedtime ballad that includes lines like “I’m a baby. Feed me.” and “I could eat a seagull.”

This isn’t the Force ghost farewell we expected, but it’s the one we deserve. Watch as bedtime turns bizarre in the funniest way possible: