You ever watch Lord of the Rings and think, “This needs more sarcasm, violence, and fourth-wall breaks?” No? Well Your_Kryptonite7 did it anyway, and we’re so glad he did.

It kicks off with Deadpool casually thanking Hugo Weaving’s Elrond with a “Thank you, Agent Smith,” and from there, it’s like someone let a drunk cosplayer loose in Peter Jackson’s editing bay.

Come for the elf ears, stay for the complete breakdown of cinematic canon.