Come on, admit it, you know you want a pair!
These bootie-style slippers make your feet look and sound like a robot. Vrrrrrr-clank. Vrrrrrr-clank. Folks are guaranteed to turn around when you enter the room. And if they don’t? Stomp over to them and threaten to smash their city with your Giant Robot Slippers. Can’t they recognize one of their new robot overlords? Silly humans.