Please insert appropriate “One does not simply walk into mordor” jokes in the comments below!
Mordor? A cakewalk really.
One does not simply cut the first piece of the eye of sauron cake.
ba dum tiss.
Lacho calad! Drego Morn! -cuts cake-
one does not simply carpool into Mordor!!
One does not simply eat the Eye of Sauron…for the cake is a LIE!
One does not simply drink and bake
One does not simply take a shit after eat the Eye of Sauron
One does not simply have one's cake and eat it…
One does not skimpily dress and jump out of an Eye of Sauron cake!
The eye is a lie.
I will eat the Eye of Sauron, gain all the powers of evil, and report back to my master Melkor.
One does not simply bake in Mordor. You might need to use Mount Doom for that.
This cake will diminish and fade into the West, and remain Delicious.
One does not simply.. have their eye and eat it too.
my precious !! yummmy yummy !!!
Your cake sees you.
One does not simply choose cake or death. The cake is death!
The cake is an eye.
BAKE ME A CAKE WORTHY OF MORDOR…
Sauron? Piece of cake…
One Cake to rule them all, One Cake to fill them,
One Cake to bring them all and on the toilet bind them
In the Land of Odor where the turd lie.