Now you too can make your corn look like a lightsaber, thanks to ideas man Shed Simove’s Cornoby! Check out Shed as he wields his Cornoby with deadly efficiency below:

Ok, I’m sorry Mr. Simove, but I fear we’ll have to throw you out of the Jedi Academy right now. After watching you in that last video, I’m afraid you wouldn’t last more than 1 or 2 seconds against a 5-year-old wielding a lightsaber.

[Source: Shed Simove]