Music & Movies

Forget Cocaine Bear: It’s all About COCAINE SHARK Now! [Trailer]

Think Elizabeth Banks’ Cocaine Bear was crazy? Wait until you see the trailer for Cocaine Shark, from the same people who brought you The VelociPastor.

A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world.

Told you, right? I didn’t say it would be better, but it certainly is… something. Only 9000 views on the trailer as I’m writing this. This is an outrage! 😂

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