The Velocipastor Features a Priest That Becomes a Dinosaur to Fight Ninjas [Trailer]

This is probably one of the best movie synopsis I have ever read. Behold:

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas…


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