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The Tale of a Hoarder living in Skyrim [Pics]

Here is the fascinating tale of a hoarder that chose to occupy Whiterun (Skyrim) by dumping all his trash in front of Breezehome, a purchasable house that is located near the entrance of the city.

From NinjaPuker:

My 200 lb inventory was filled before I had my key to Breezehome so I claimed it by putting everything on the front porch

house1

Then my inventory filled again before I had the key

After collecting 600 pounds of trash, I had the option to get the key but did not. I had in mind to claim Whiterun as my own.

It quickly started impending pedestrian traffic

After a certain point, the pile started glitching the ground, making me go under it when attempting to cross it.

In addition to Breezehome, I now own the forge (at this point I had 8 fps in town, wherever I was)

This is as far as I could go with my plan to claim Whiterun.
The game engine has some flaws that make the game crash when you cross a treshold of how many items it has to track in a certain area. RIP dream :(

[NinjaPuker on Imgur]

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