Categories: GamesGeneralHumor

Monkey Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie [Most Badass Headline Ever]

We’re pretty sure most of you have played rock paper scissors at least once in your lives, and maybe a few have even tried rock paper scissors lizard spock, but what about monkey pirate robot ninja zombie?

Here’s how the game goes:

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

[Via BoingBoing]

Geeks are Sexy

Recent Posts

Hamstrung [Comic]

His name should be Hamburgerburglar, not Hamburglar! [Source: @goattoself]

15 mins ago

Forest Of Mysterious Opportunities [Comic]

Typical scenario in an RPG: You get at a fork om the road and can…

19 hours ago

Teens see social media algorithms as accurate reflections of themselves, study finds

Teens say ‘for you’ algorithms get them right. Photo illustration by Spencer Platt/Getty Images Nora…

20 hours ago

This Gorgeous “High Ground” Darth Vader Lamp is Encased in Epoxy Resin

This affordable custom-made Darth Vader diorama lamp was hand-made by Etsy seller and artist "ResinLampMadebyRV",…

21 hours ago

SoulStop [Comic]

SoulStop: It's like GameStop, but for your soul, where they give you a fraction of…

23 hours ago