Monkey Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie [Most Badass Headline Ever]

We’re pretty sure most of you have played rock paper scissors at least once in your lives, and maybe a few have even tried rock paper scissors lizard spock, but what about monkey pirate robot ninja zombie?

Here’s how the game goes:

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

[Via BoingBoing]

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13 Responses to Monkey Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie [Most Badass Headline Ever]

  1. Shouldnt the suggested noise for ninja be absolutely nothing? It's a fricken ninja, there is no warning, thats what makes a ninja inferior.

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