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Proof that Republicans are the Only Ones Still Using AOL and Dial-Up

By Stephanie Rogers
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

If AOL users could decide the election, John McCain would win in a landslide. That, of course, goes against virtually every single poll that has been released in the, oh, I don’t know, entire election season – but what it does show is the fact that AOL users are overwhelmingly Republican. As you can see in the map, AOL users in swing states like Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania would hand McCain the presidency.

The reader who submitted this data to the Silicon Valley Insider commented, “Proof Republicans only use dialup.”

Thanks Shea!

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