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Ryan Reynolds Shares His Vasectomy Recipe for Father’s Day

Ryan Reynolds totally gets us, poor exausted parents. Watch as he prepares his Aviation Gin Vasectomy cocktail recipe in honor of Father’s day.

As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been vas deferens free since 2012 and in need of a vasectomy cocktail weekly ever since. As a single parent with 3 kids, I sometimes need a little Aviation Gin to stay sane.

Here’s the official recipe:

  1. Fill a tall glass with ice.
  2. Pour 1 ounce of sweet cranberry juice
  3. Pour 3 ounces of tonic
  4. Add a dash of lemon juice
  5. Pour 1 1/2 ounces of Aviation gin on top
  6. Stir the whole thing
  7. Garnish with a little slice of sunshine (orange)
  8. Enjoy!

I can totally vouch for this one! It’s delicious! Happy father’s day to all the geeky dads out there!

[Ryan Reynolds]

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