This Strange Decorative Broccoli Skull Statue is Actually a Thing

Not sure why someone would create something like this, but hey, it exists, and you can actually purchase it!

Lets add some fun and dietary humor to a macabre subject of the ossuary skull. Painted in hues of green, this skull is sculpted and painted in the likeness of a luscious broccoli floret! An unassuming decor to set on your kitchen countertop, dining table or what have you, this broccoli skull will be the talking point or ice breaker in any gathering! This Sprouting Broccoli Skull Statue measures 5″ tall, 6.25″ long and 5″ deep approximately. It weighs about 13 ounces.

Also available in Maize Corn and Napa Cabbage versions:

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