By John Lister
Contributing Writer, [GAS]
There are very few generalizations which I hold true in life, but one of them is that if you aren’t slightly obsessed with the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse, we probably won’t be friends. Whether it’s the result of inborn geekiness or the era in which I grew up, the atomic bomb has always been among my ultimate fears… and compulsions.
While there are several films which deal with the situations leading to a nuclear strike, most notably the black comedy Dr Strangelove… and the more serious Fail Safe (plus, of course, War Games), these are the five movies — ranked by a combination of sheer terror and patriotic prejudice — which I consider the best dramas about what happens after the bomb drops.
The lesson of the movie appears to be that even in a society without resources and communications, the human spirit will prevail. If that warms your heart, this is the movie for you; if it sounds like unrealistic sentimentality, move on.
They are, of course, tragically wrong and the result is a slow decline as the effects of radiation take effect. While far from explicit, seeing such a morose situation portrayed in a style more associated with comforting family fare is supremely powerful.
This movie stars Steve Guttenberg.
That said, it’s not all bad. Having been created for and aired on ABC, it’s arguably the most graphic depiction of the true results of a nuclear war upon US soil. It covers a variety of aspects of the fallout (literal and metaphorical), including the battle for resources, the destruction caused by the electromagnetic pulse, and the diverse medical effects, most strikingly a young girl losing her hair as she develops terminal radiation sickness.
Still though, Steve Guttenberg.
BBC management then decided against airing it, a move which director Peter Watkins has claimed was down to government interference. Another factor contributing to the decision was a forecast that its broadcast would cause such depression that it would spark 20,000 suicides.
The film is shot in documentary style and shows both the immediate effects of nuclear bombs and the long-term devastation to society, most chillingly an orphaned child speaking on a now meaningless Christmas Day who, asked what he wants to be when he grows up, replies “nothing”.
American writer Dwight MacDonald gave perhaps the best view of The War Game:
“Were I a congressman, God Forbid, I’d introduce a bill making it compulsory for all Senators and Representatives… to attend a special screening of The War Game. Absence would be punishable by one year in jail or $1,0000 fine or both.”
But don’t in any way mistake Threads for a romantic comedy. It’s a docudrama more terrifying than any horror film, combining a highly effective building tension as the military conflict leading to nuclear war escalates in the background via news reports as a backdrop to domestic scene-setting, a brutally realistic depiction of the devastation wreaked by the bomb itself, and the ultra-depressing reality of the following fifteen years as Britain returns to a medieval state.
Trying to choose the most memorable image from Threads is a futile exercise, but just off the top of my head, the list includes:
So yes, it’s not a date movie. But you owe it to yourself to see Threads, and it’s no hyperbole to say you will never forget doing so.
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