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Slay Your Poo-Stink with the Golden Fart of a Mystic Unicorn

From the creators Squatty Potty of their super viral pooping unicorn ad, here comes another great commercial that ought to get a few million extra views. This one is for their new products, Unicorn Gold, featuring gold nano particles.

It’s not just your traitorous bowels’ fault, it’s science. But that doesn’t mean you and your number two don’t deserve to be loved. That’s why we invented Unicorn Gold, to fight science with science.Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses colloidal gold—yes, actual gold—to fight bathroom odors no matter when or where nature calls. Unlike other toilet sprays, Unicorn Gold fights the stench both above and below the splashline, leaving your throne—and your throne chambers—smelling cleaner than a unicorn’s whistle. You get the love you deserve, and the next person in line gets a clean slate to do whatever it is they “doo” in there.

[Unicorn Gold]

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