For Father’s Day: Say It With Bacon

In honor of Father’s Day, Oscar Mayer is offering this amazing bacon gift set for sale.

When words aren’t enough — say it with bacon. Brilliant.

His voice is steady. His gaze is steely. And his touch? It’s oh so gentle. Surprise the captain of your heart with this extremely rare gift from the Oscar Mayer Original Collection, featuring sumptuous strips of bacon imbued with hours of tender loving cure. You’ve never seen him cry — until now.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go sit down in a corner, assume the fetal position, and cry for the rest of the day. Why? Because I’m in Canada, and this bacon gift set it only offered in the U.S. Sadness.

[Say It with Bacon]