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Blue Jelly Attack Vessels From The Sky

A man in Bournemouth, Dorset, England, UK, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy apparently walked outside his house (or, as I believe they’re called in the UK, his “crib”) and noticed that the ground was littered with hail and a mysterious blue jelly substance measuring about 3cm:

Walking around his garden he found many more blue spheres were scattered across the grass.

He said: “The have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren’t sticky and do not melt.”

Mr Hornsby said he was keeping the balls in his fridge while he tried to find out what they were.

That is because these are clearly tiny little pods for alien invaders.  I’ve been watching “Dr. Who”, aliens have a strange affinity for that country.  I think it’s probably because it’s funniest to disrupt a proper British coffee house/dinner/pub with wacky alien antics!

[Source: BBC News]

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